5 - I saw some bird-shaped drones.
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And I  was on  my dad's  property again  the other
day,  where I  spend a  lot  of time  with my  own
projects and all.  And I was there was cutting off
the wrecked  bumper from  the F250 that  the elves
tore up  back in  the spring, when  I look  up and
there is this flock of  about 15 or 20 large birds
flying  in  a  V,  sort of  like  geese,  but  not
really. Except  they were  not birds; I  knew that
pretty quickly. I  am no bird watcher,  but even I
know the wings were moving  in a way that was just
not right. And also, they doubled back around over
the property in a U-turn  when they got to the row
of  poplars  at  the   end.   Had  to  be  drones,
bird-shaped  ones.   I  don't know  if  they  were
federal government, or Amazon, or both maybe. I am
not  sure who  holds claim  over these  parts this
year,  but  I  am  pretty sure  the  local  Braxon
chieftains could  not put  together a  flight like
that. At any rate, I did  not have time to get the
tarps back over dad's  projects, so they must have
gotten  a good  look. We  had better  be way  more
careful about that in the future.