1 - Goblins came out of the hole.
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Okay, well, they call me Jone. I've been digging a
hole deep into the hillside above the retaining
wall behind my home. That's a whole other story I
will have to tell you about some time, but I think
that will have to end now. I'm digging away,
minding my own business, when I accidentally break
through the side of a goblin lair chamber.
They're not too pleased about it. So I turn
hastily back and jump out of the hole, go back
into my kitchen and shut the door. And wouldn't
you know it, they all come pouring out of the
hillside, waving their little maces and running
and shouting, and whatever. And pretty soon they
are running amok all over the neighborhood. Kids
are crying, dogs are barking, cars alarms are
going off, neighbors are just losing their minds,
as if they've never seen a hobgoblin warrior eat a
cat before. Just bonkers. They're mostly all gone
now, back into the hole I guess, and that's a
relief, but what a mess. You think it's gross
when you find some random dog poop on the grass,
wait until you're trying to pick up after a
passing goblin platoon. The strata was not going
to be impressed if they had ever discovered my
hole in the hillside, but now with all this, it's
going to be bad...
