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From: [email protected] (Tracy LaQuey)
Subject: Airplane humor
Keywords: smirk
Date: 13 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT


                          Airplane Humor
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       Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?

       Answer:   The cockpit door.


Pilot's bumper sticker:

               Don't tell my mother I'm an airline pilot. She thinks
               I'm a piano player in a whore house.


Heard from the flight attendant:

       "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain
       has come to a complete stop. We don't want you arriving at the gate
       before the plane does."


[ It's my opinion that "Please remain seated until the airplane has arrived
at the gate" are the 11 most ignored words in the English language. - ed ]

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       Tracy LaQuey
       Computation Center, The University of Texas at Austin

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