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From: [email protected] (Fearless Leader)
Subject: Oprah the door and let me come in...
Keywords: smirk
Date: 13 Dec 88 00:30:07 GMT

>From the San Francisco Chronicle's Personals column of 11/29/88:

Lenore Skenazy of Advertising Age recently asked readers for suggestions for
the next "Geraldo!" segment.  Among their ideas:

 +  "Elvis: What's Goind Down?"  A look into the King's final resting
     place ... or is it?

 +  "Even I Hate My Guts!"  To prove it, Geraldo goes under local
     anesthetic and provides controversial commentary as surgeons
     remove his large and small intestines.

 +  "Nose for News"  Geraldo challenges Morton Downey, Jr. to break his
     nose, too.

 +  "Sirhan Sirhan Is Innocent!"  Geraldo blows the lid off the Robert
     Kennedy assassination coverup by proving that only people with
     three names can be infamous killers, e.g. Lee Harvey Oswald,
     James Earl Ray, Mark David Chapman, John Wayne Gacy, etc.

     Using this theory, Geraldo identifies three potential culprits:
     Sandra Day O'Connor, David Lee Roth and Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Steven Swinkels
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