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Post #AxVqXrcwvb94rS4SbQ by [email protected] |
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No officer, this is a Molotov mocktail. |
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Post #AxYr4t1DMIpOCt2xmK by [email protected] |
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Me: *notices days are getting shorter*My body: Bro. You should hibernate. |
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Post #AxYtmKX38jV9tmmT8y by [email protected] |
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Bro, do you even hibernate? |
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Post #AxYtmKiOSYZkSy5WpE by [email protected] |
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@kimlockhartga It's subtle at first. Maybe an extra helping of potatoes. Ma… |
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Post #AxZQowN6il2qK4yzbs by [email protected] |
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They sell lottery tickets at the liquor store? This is going to save so much ti… |
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Post #AxZU77Pci7oVdiWFXc by [email protected] |
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If your only tool is mayonnaise, then every problem looks like potato salad. |
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Post #AxbdjhiZSnFL9Bm8jg by [email protected] |
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Just spent 2 and a half hours in the car with my kids, and for some inexplicabl… |
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Post #AxdPnHJEa915MHecyG by [email protected] |
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As dogs age, they may not get around as well as they used to because of arfriti… |
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Post #Axe4LbH6qvErIFa6L2 by [email protected] |
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Wtf is Middle-earth anyway? Is that the nougat? |
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Post #AxeCHbaeXPoYkJKQoi by [email protected] |
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Me: I have a great idea! *3 seconds later* Oh fuck! |
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Post #AxeCHbnPly1TNtIci0 by [email protected] |
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@Aphelion My brain is like a fluorescent bulb with a bad ballast. |
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Post #AxeE9oOjEeMS3mA92G by [email protected] |
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I need a martini the size of a small aquarium. |
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Post #AxeE9obUTCZMhM8KvY by [email protected] |
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@Aphelion Vodka, so lemon twist. But, gin I'd go with 3 or 4 olives. |
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Post #AxeEA0Z5zvmfnP6arQ by [email protected] |
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@Utah44 My first reaction was, that is sooo dangerous! 😂 |
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Post #AxeEAiiroxkCkS11CS by [email protected] |
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@sarble Yes! |
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Post #AxeEAsztcVJ8cA3l8C by [email protected] |
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@StefanThinks Oh we can do that?! Fuckin sign me up! |
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Post #AxeEB7WfbRqHfrV89w by [email protected] |
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Me [on a zoom call in my living room]: Sorry, I missed a lot of that. I just we… |
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Post #AxeEBiKCmkr9nuxCMq by [email protected] |
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@maxleibmanHappy you're here with us bud! :bb: @adhdeanasl @Alice @TheBrea… |
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Post #AxeEBknha3dhTylmca by [email protected] |
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@swampgas Starting early today! |
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Post #Axfin3A5T8kSvStt9E by [email protected] |
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@Aphelion It's no mystery that I'm a terrible poet. |
