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Post #AozR4gkLt45TvVIsfw by [email protected] |
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So apparently “I don’t even know anymore” is the wrong answer to “how a… |
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Post #Ap9jW3GtzNnuMRKEKW by [email protected] |
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What if instead of mucus we just sneezed blood everywhere |
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Post #ApQLol8Nlmrv1O0ABE by [email protected] |
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NARRATOR: Not a creature was stirringJAMES BOND: *approvingly raises martini* |
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Post #Apf2cnNsawZelaENg8 by [email protected] |
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You treat your body like a temple, I treat mine like a 94 Toyota Camry. It stil… |
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Post #AqLd09Ze17RrEhUJnM by [email protected] |
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BREAKING: New executive order signed officially changing “Live, Laugh, Love�… |
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Post #ArCUAlBaejfNmXOBcG by [email protected] |
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Mo trolleys, mo problems |
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Post #ArKjBJgFSXZVLF8F60 by [email protected] |
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Sometimes I like to eat spicy hot wings in the bathroom while staring at myself… |
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Post #AsDK076eG9XpHPDhCa by [email protected] |
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“Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”Reaching for joy feels like a Sisyphean task ri… |
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Post #AsUxcW5B2v8je79ZGi by [email protected] |
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Adjusted for inflation, Jay-Z currently has 168 problems |
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Post #AsUxcWSDfFZUnZvyBU by [email protected] |
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(An increase of 69 problems. Nice.) |
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Post #AsznTJOJt1wA2MpxKq by [email protected] |
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That’s it. That’s the animal the McRib is made from |
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Post #Au6nCGJ1VlDRS5Srzs by [email protected] |
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“and, possibly, undiagnosed autism” |
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Post #AuMH48Z4Jwc97ePVlA by [email protected] |
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Turtrucken |
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Post #AubBzuZKpTry9p6Egy by [email protected] |
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Forget noise-cancelling, I need reality-cancelling headphones |
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Post #AurcfprGRNhT2yUpBw by [email protected] |
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Gonna tell my kid this is the White House |
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Post #Avvx5MSxAEBEvyvfhQ by [email protected] |
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IDEA: A gender reveal-style party, but for finding out how many wolves are insi… |
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Post #AwOLd0WH6YMO2YwAz2 by [email protected] |
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Is bipolar twice the polar or once every other polar? |
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Post #Awde1BcOCkVnxSsKgK by [email protected] |
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Yo dawg, we heard you like AI Slop. So we made AI Slop for your AI Slop so you … |
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Post #AxH06EzIZ7epNHancu by [email protected] |
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Baja Blast implies the existence of Baja Ground Zero |
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Post #AxdrFtY2hZxGpCS0jQ by [email protected] |
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IDEA: An emo-themed seafood chain called “Death Crab For Cutie” |
