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I recently saw an IBM presentation on how AI will help eliminate COBOL once and…
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@nixCraft have techbros reinvented the source-to-source transpiler?
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@nixCraft so Cobol is the cockroach of the programming languages? ;)
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@nixCraft What a nonsensical offering. Stuff that is still running in COBOL is …
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@nixCraft God I hope not.
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@leyrer haha.
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@nixCraft They actually have to put an insulative layer around AI that has to p…
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Meanwhile, kids are asking on other social media why not use NodeJS instead of …
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@nixCraft All they need for now is a vision wrt. how AI can capture that untapp…
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@nixCraft both terrible terrible options.
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@nixCraft 3 layers of abstraction later they ask why not to use an LLM trained …
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@nixCraft I also should think that COBOL might be precisely enough defined to b…
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@nixCraft that does kinda make COBOL sound like the gingerbread man of language…
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@nixCraft I thought banks were too afraid to change a letter to their programs?
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@nixCraft cobol -> Java -> c (because Fix point calculation) -> rust (…
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@nixCraft HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaGood luck with that.
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@nixCraft Awesome. AI is going to fail so big. If they have to double down from…
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@nixCraft PROCEDURE SECTION.ADD ONE TO COBOL IGNORING PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS.
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@nixCraft @sirwumpus OMG yes. You can’t imagine how *GLEEFUL* I was to find t…
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@nixCraft whatever translator it winds up as you know it will be in a zSeries …
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@nixCraft It was offered at the college I went to and some just begged and begg…
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@nixCraft "We're all mad here and it's okay."https://sjtucker…
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@nixCraft everything I'll ever write will be in C. Try and stop me.
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@nixCraft god I'd hate to do that job; took 3 courses in cobalt as a comp s…
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@nixCraft On the one hand, translating COBOL to another programming language us…
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@vkc ^^
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@nixCraft I agree
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@nixCraft i was created by a woman, so… yeah.
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@nixCraft The whole humanity is inclined towards evil and on its own is oriente…
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@julijane @nixCraft I came here to say this ā˜ļø
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@nixCraft the last day of production COBOL will also be the first day of trying…
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@nixCraft COBOL is like asbestos/very expensive to get rid of.
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@nixCraft I recently saw a presentation where they said that Generative AI will…
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@nixCraft Javascript is actually inspired on Java. According to the developer w…
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@nixCraft I'm fine with eliminating COBOL. I'm not fine with Java as it…
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@nixCraft Yup.
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@nixCraft well... good luck to them... They will have fun with those countless …
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@nixCraft @aligorith I’ve seen the same presentation or a version of it. Conv…
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@nixCraft "Basically, they are trying to sell a tool that uses their Watso…
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@nixCraft idk man when it says "IBM i" instead of "IBM Z" I…
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@nixCraft @briankrebs COBOL has the annoying habit of being incredibly well-sui…
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@nixCraft why? i mean it. i don't understand enough to get it but want to.
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@nixCraft you sound old
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@nixCraft COBOL didn't outlast anything because of its virtues but because …
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@nixCraft If you didn't write a meme...The inability to distinguish between…
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@nixCraft NodeJS *with TypeScript* is a pretty decent toolkit, but maybe not fo…
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@nixCraft Maybe the plan is to tank the companies using cobol and that way kill…
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@nixCraft What, nobody has posted the relevant abstrusegoose yet?
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@nixCraft if it was an investor presentation then it makes perfect sense. Hype…
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@nixCraft Ok. Barely programming #sysadmin here, so please excuse my ignorance.…
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@nixCraft our COBOL Application runs fine! šŸ˜‚
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@nixCraft Right. And nobody asks why COBOL is still around after all these year…
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@nixCraft A lot of COBOL was off-shored so most of the folks working with it no…
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@nixCraft AI will be great at translating COBOL to Java. The catch is that a pr…
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@nixCraft Is COBOL still around? None of my students even knew what FORTRAN was.
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@nixCraft Java is the next COBOL, so it should be skipped entirely. BTW, there …
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@nixCraft @harld I’m starting to think that to the management caste AI is bas…
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@nixCraft Not like surviving AI is all that difficult
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@nixCraft Java has an EOL. COBOL does not.
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@nixCraftI guess COBOL is similar to PFAS - it will last for loooooo....ng
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@nixCraft @andrewdessler Hopefully we can return to COBOL when the Cylons take …
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@nixCraft @MonniauxD in my former job, the team next to ours worked on an ERP t…
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@nixCraft there will be nothing left after the apocalypse but cockroaches using…
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@nixCraft I get their notion of turning it into Java, but also if the COBOL is …
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@nixCraft not only will it, but you don’t need generative ai to convert it……
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@nixCraft ...and I was about to ask here, why Java of all things. Guess someone…
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