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Post #AmZaXeLtcixQm5lC40 by [email protected] |
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I recently saw an IBM presentation on how AI will help eliminate COBOL once and… |
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Post #AmZavF45ICzzIVg7uq by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft so Cobol is the cockroach of the programming languages? ;) |
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Post #AmZaxx7mS1mIWchS08 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft What a nonsensical offering. Stuff that is still running in COBOL is … |
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Post #AmZb1lLQBsut9Gtg1o by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft God I hope not. |
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Post #AmZbFcyo5Tp9GAvlB2 by [email protected] |
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@leyrer haha. |
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Post #AmZbuGWwSUsHVVH5bk by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft They actually have to put an insulative layer around AI that has to p… |
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Post #AmZdWzTftTvlromA2S by [email protected] |
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Meanwhile, kids are asking on other social media why not use NodeJS instead of … |
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Post #AmZdunzGGcD7BCuEC0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft All they need for now is a vision wrt. how AI can capture that untapp… |
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Post #AmZf6qJ9Z1Q5o5VvRw by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft both terrible terrible options. |
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Post #AmZfaPxc5Tv8mNXcUy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft 3 layers of abstraction later they ask why not to use an LLM trained … |
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Post #AmZg03xaVUeO4jl3Cq by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I also should think that COBOL might be precisely enough defined to b… |
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Post #AmZg8mQJ4sTuIBLbwO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft that does kinda make COBOL sound like the gingerbread man of language… |
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Post #AmZgHx193fRbkux3Dc by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I thought banks were too afraid to change a letter to their programs? |
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Post #AmZgJmk4EVWKSxq1QW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft cobol -> Java -> c (because Fix point calculation) -> rust (… |
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Post #AmZgbw1KTUmeSHZC1Q by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaGood luck with that. |
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Post #AmZggSJQM9d3lUBb6G by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Awesome. AI is going to fail so big. If they have to double down from… |
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Post #AmZh9y33RRtAaebMeW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft PROCEDURE SECTION.ADD ONE TO COBOL IGNORING PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS. |
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Post #AmZhyoRUuoIvZEHOMK by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @sirwumpus OMG yes. You canāt imagine how *GLEEFUL* I was to find t… |
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Post #AmZimqvXx3UjkiCBrU by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft whatever translator it winds up as you know it will be in a zSeries … |
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Post #AmZiuOAakq0qsbpIeG by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft It was offered at the college I went to and some just begged and begg… |
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Post #AmZjVExTxuEX1eGax6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "We're all mad here and it's okay."https://sjtucker… |
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Post #AmZmsvNsh1ir86bEx6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft everything I'll ever write will be in C. Try and stop me. |
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Post #AmZn0IFA6JI03P2EJE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft god I'd hate to do that job; took 3 courses in cobalt as a comp s… |
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Post #AmZnwbyssKpg43EHxo by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft On the one hand, translating COBOL to another programming language us… |
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Post #AmZp7WhUwqDypKrk2K by [email protected] |
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@vkc ^^ |
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Post #AmZplonD6L3sWQkZkW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I agree |
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Post #AmZqfj4PZ4G0zTSFlI by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft i was created by a woman, soā¦ yeah. |
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Post #AmZrpFDxUCV1H61UEi by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft The whole humanity is inclined towards evil and on its own is oriente… |
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Post #AmZs5Nq9DhEId7a6b2 by [email protected] |
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@julijane @nixCraft I came here to say this āļø |
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Post #AmZuAEVpWktx3aWBZw by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft the last day of production COBOL will also be the first day of trying… |
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Post #AmZvu0tyYyXk7TCouO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft COBOL is like asbestos/very expensive to get rid of. |
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Post #AmZwk0fweKxqTZR8ds by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I recently saw a presentation where they said that Generative AI will… |
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Post #AmZyMWQr7xq7vSJ5LE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Javascript is actually inspired on Java. According to the developer w… |
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Post #AmZyZwxZoENBxs0xqy by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'm fine with eliminating COBOL. I'm not fine with Java as it… |
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Post #AmZzNiEEqzkokuXKd6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Yup. |
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Post #Ama018K5lkcOyo4W48 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft well... good luck to them... They will have fun with those countless … |
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Post #Ama2C8UnfQUWbpSFns by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @aligorith Iāve seen the same presentation or a version of it. Conv… |
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Post #Ama6DxP0Hc9CbCrpgG by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Basically, they are trying to sell a tool that uses their Watso… |
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Post #AmaA7DBNc721KXXA8W by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft idk man when it says "IBM i" instead of "IBM Z" I… |
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Post #AmaCJWctLdTV18OxoO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @briankrebs COBOL has the annoying habit of being incredibly well-sui… |
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Post #AmaCxt8d4JVSQ6Ude4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft why? i mean it. i don't understand enough to get it but want to. |
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Post #AmaFZEmtjsKEBhGXg0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft you sound old |
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Post #AmaFwpttv6DRx4nICu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft COBOL didn't outlast anything because of its virtues but because … |
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Post #AmaGARn0MUBpE63hdQ by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft If you didn't write a meme...The inability to distinguish between… |
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Post #AmaH0PghQ9bNlZtA8G by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft NodeJS *with TypeScript* is a pretty decent toolkit, but maybe not fo… |
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Post #AmaIx1lu5F3sdDpuS0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Maybe the plan is to tank the companies using cobol and that way kill… |
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Post #AmaLyjZZ1AHqd7ZNya by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft What, nobody has posted the relevant abstrusegoose yet? |
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Post #AmaMUY4bJ8qEERG18S by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft if it was an investor presentation then it makes perfect sense. Hype… |
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Post #AmaNuD2OExSGTT1Uky by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Ok. Barely programming #sysadmin here, so please excuse my ignorance.… |
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Post #AmaOb83SdqQnTMzQMi by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft our COBOL Application runs fine! š |
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Post #AmaOeTSRWSPUinGnXk by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Right. And nobody asks why COBOL is still around after all these year… |
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Post #AmaQ0fiCk4eP3In5pQ by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft A lot of COBOL was off-shored so most of the folks working with it no… |
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Post #AmaWX56EUEoCmXromm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft AI will be great at translating COBOL to Java. The catch is that a pr… |
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Post #AmaXeg79MgRLYwTymu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Is COBOL still around? None of my students even knew what FORTRAN was. |
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Post #AmaafKjucZKHQDcKno by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Java is the next COBOL, so it should be skipped entirely. BTW, there … |
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Post #AmamG7ij5V7XFoo9cu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @harld Iām starting to think that to the management caste AI is bas… |
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Post #AmatPenq9ldU8vh1uq by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Not like surviving AI is all that difficult |
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Post #Amb5HHYvsYmTCIUdIO by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Java has an EOL. COBOL does not. |
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Post #AmbHVq6jR8DhqE0hNY by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftI guess COBOL is similar to PFAS - it will last for loooooo....ng |
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Post #AmbJ2cHByw0ISG61Tc by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @andrewdessler Hopefully we can return to COBOL when the Cylons take … |
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Post #AmbJDPAx1vWH0dJz84 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @MonniauxD in my former job, the team next to ours worked on an ERP t… |
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Post #AmbMzG2maJ2ORy0grY by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft there will be nothing left after the apocalypse but cockroaches using… |
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Post #AmbQrXXM3s1sChsxEm by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I get their notion of turning it into Java, but also if the COBOL is … |
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Post #AmcWkDoFnqL9sOdwqu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft not only will it, but you donāt need generative ai to convert itā¦… |
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Post #AmvNF2ScjxMM7KowJk by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft ...and I was about to ask here, why Java of all things. Guess someone… |
