> A long time ago, in a cubicle far, far away, an innocent worker went
> for an innocent little coffee break. He was completely unaware of
> the fact that his boss was shadowing his every move. He stepped into
> the break room, and was surprised by a voice from behind him.
>
> "Ah, ha! I caught you!" his boss shouted at him. "You've already
> been in here 4 times today!"
>
> "But boss," the worker replied calmly, "I can't do anything. My
> computer is busy!" Now it was his boss's turn to be surprised. He
> led his boss back to his infinitely small cubicle, where his
> computer **appeared** to be busy compiling the new proposal. His
> boss was unhappy, but satisfied. What he didn't realize, however,
> was that his computer wasn't doing anything. It was simply idling
> away time, and looking professional while it was doing it. How is
> this feat possible? Work Faker. Work Faker is the latest in Dilbert-
> munching material. And what's best of all? It's free.

Silly application that makes your Mac run random "work tasks", to fake
your boss or co-workers.

Features:
? Set a delay time
? Choose from the traditional Work Faker faking design, a Finder Copy
spinoff, or an EPSON print spool dialog.
? Fake Hard Drive Spin: Makes your Hard Drive sound like its doing
something.
? Work Faker, Filename, Volume Name: Text relevant to the window type.
? Realistic Remaining Time: Using my algorithms, try and make the
remaining time a little more realistic by putting a few ?mistakes? in
here and there.

(v. 1.5.1)

Compatibility
Architecture: PPC

? PowerPC-only
? Confirmed working in MacOS 9.2.2.

System Requirements are unknown, but since it's released in 1999, I
assume it works best in MacOS 8 and later.