> Duck Donny is a small duck which sits harmlessly in the corner of
> your screen and yells lines from the character Donny who appeared in
> an episode of Just Shoot Me. The actor playing Donny is David Cross
> from HBO's Mr. Show. The Duck has several speeds and different
> heads. Provides hours of intellectual stimulation.
>
> Duck Gross is a small duck which sits harmlessly in the corner of
> your screen and makes gross sounds. The Duck has several speeds and
> different heads. Provides hours of intellectual stimulation.
>
> Duck Shut Up Little Man is a small duck which sits harmlessly in the
> corner of your screen and yells lines from the "Shut Up Little Man"
> series of cult underground San Fransisco (sic) audio recordings.
> These tapes are the actual live recordings of two drunks living in
> the Mission district in the early 1990's. Both men are now dead, but
> their drunken arguements (sic) live on. The Duck has several speeds
> and different heads. Provides hours of intellectual stimulation.
>
> Duck Timmy is a small duck which sits harmlessly in the corner of
> your screen and yells lines from the South Park character Timmy.
> Duck Timmy has several speeds and different heads. Provides hours of
> intellectual stimulation.
>
> Duck Wassabi is a small duck which sits harmlessly in the corner of
> your screen and yells lines from the Wassabi Budwieser (sic)
> commercial. The Duck has several speeds and different heads.
> Provides hours of intellectual stimulation.

? Matt Ward

Compatibility

"A sense of humor."