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3 degrees below zero
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81's puns
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82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q
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A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q)
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A Twin Tower Saga
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A University by any other name...
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A chemical tale that almost rhymes
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A new chemical form of birth control
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A pun from the Windy City
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A refurbished very old joke
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Abelian Grapes
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Adhesives and Pastries
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Aggie War Story
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Alexander Portnoy ...
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And I'm not Joe King
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Another DEC joke
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Another Polish Joke
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Another Zen light bulb joke
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Another class of jokes
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Another class of jokes
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Another police joke
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Applied Grammar
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Artie the wierdo
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BULL JOKES
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BULL jokes question
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Baby Jokes
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Baby jokes.
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Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke
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Being an elevator operator...
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Being an explosives expert...
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British Virgins
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Bundles for Britain.
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But can they make good guacamole??
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Camel story
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Carpenters do it
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Channuka humor
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Chelm
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Chem Joke
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Chem Joke
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Chem joke
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Chem joke
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Chemical Joke
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Chemical joke
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Chemistry Joke
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Chemistry Joke
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Chemistry joke
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Chemists Only
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Chicken Farming
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Comedy Team
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Comic Relief
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Commentary on "oldy"
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Computer Do Its
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Computer-oriented songs
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Confessions of Margaret Trudeau
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Consulting Rates
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Continuing Education
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Correction and Notification
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Cross roads - from a notesfile
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DEC Field Service
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DEC Field Service (a joke in itself)
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DEVO
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Datsun Expands
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Dead Babies
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Dead Babies
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Dead Baby #324
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Dead Baby #324
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Define Canadian
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Definition of accountant...
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Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins?
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Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax?
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Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q
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Do It Again
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Do its
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Do its
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Do-its Query
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Doit
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Doit #4
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Doits #2
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Doits #3
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Doits #7
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Doits #8
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Don't Read This if You Have Any Taste
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Down in the Rat Lab
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Dr. Pepper does it with .....
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EE do its
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Economic definitions
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Egg Joke
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Election day blues
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Electron joke (story) wanted
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Elephant Joke
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Ethnic ...
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Ethnic Joke
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Ethnic Joke
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Ethnic Jokes
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Ethnic Jokes,etc.
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Ethnic jokes
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Ethnic jokes
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Extension to Lisp
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Fluid Mechanics
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Fly Quantum, the discrete airline
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For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
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Forget Ethnic, this is religious
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Frank Sinatra ...
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From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
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From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
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Generic jokes
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Geting your money's worth
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Getting your money's worth
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Golden Throne
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Good old elephants
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Helen K.
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Helen Keller
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Helen Keller
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Helen Keller jokes
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Here comes another pun
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How Many Americans
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How do you keep your cactus so healthy?
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How does a Jewish-American Princess change a light bulb?
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How many Americans?
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How many Americans?
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How many Canadians...
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How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to change a bulb?
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How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many and Ethnic Jokes
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How many computer engineers . . .
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How many database people does it take ...
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How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA?
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many...
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How much energy is needed to destory a forest\?
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How to make a decision in a beauracracy
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I can dig...
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I was once a coal miner...
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INTER-COURSE JOKES
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If...joke
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In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).
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It Seems That...
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It just goes to show why we need joke.q...
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Jim Brady
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Jupiterians, Jovians (watmath.1288)
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LA and California
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Laws of Thermodynamics
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Leper joke
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Light Bulb Summary
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Light Bulbs in Colorado
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Long-lived Cetaceans
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Ma Bell Burned
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Martian Joke?
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Martian Jungle Scene...
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Mayor Daley still does it--
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Milk Joke
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More Dolly Parton:
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More Elephant Jokes
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More Funny Stuff
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More Rolling the Ball
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More Texan Jokes
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More limericks...
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More peculiar questions
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Murphy's Law's
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Murphys Law
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Muscial Do Its
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National Ahem?
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New PCM newsgroup
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Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke
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Not a Polish joke
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Not another light bulb joke
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Not for Japanese elephant lovers
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Not for Negros. -- no racism intended
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Not really q
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Obscene Phone Call
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Oh, boy! Elephant jokes!
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Olde Doit
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On the lighter side
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One more krazy joke
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Our govt vs. Mcdonald's
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Peculiar questions
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Pinocchio
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Pipeline Jokes
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Polymer chemists do it...
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Premed Primer
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Preppies Beware
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Presidents Buy Socks
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Presidents in heaven
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Programmer joke
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Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while)
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Q & A
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Quantum mechanics
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Question
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Quotation...
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RE: Being a coal miner
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RE: VERY POOR TASTE
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Raggedy-Ann
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Re-incarnation.
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Re:
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Re: Camel story
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Re: Sex and the Simple Man
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Re: 81's puns
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Re: A University by any other name...
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Re: And What is Love?
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Re: Another Polish Joke
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Re: BULL JOKES
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Re: Baby jokes.
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Re: Being an elevator operator...
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Re: But can they make good guacamole??
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Re: Camel story
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Re: Chem joke
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Re: Chemists Only
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Re: Chemists Only
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Re: Computer-oriented songs
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Re: Consulting Rates
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Re: DWI
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Re: Do-its Query
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Re: Do-its Query
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Re: EE do its
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Re: Egg Joke
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Re: Ethnic Jokes
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Re: Ethnic Jokes
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Re: Ethnic jokes
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Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
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Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
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Re: Golden Throne
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Re: How Many Americans
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Re: How many Americans?
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Re: How many Americans?
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Re: How many Americans?
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Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
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Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
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Re: Leper joke
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Re: More peculiar questions
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Re: More peculiar questions
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Re: Murphys Law
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Re: Murphys Law
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Re: RE: VERY POOR TASTE
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Re: Roses are red...
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Re: Roses are red...?
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Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke
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Re: Texas strikes back at HBS
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Re: Texas strikes back at HBS
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
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Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
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Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
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Re: To get the ball rolling...
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Re: What do you get ...
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Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
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Re: bad jokes on the net
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Re: chem joke
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Re: chem wit
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Re: dead babies
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Re: further auto jokes
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Re: further auto jokes
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Re: humor of questionable taste
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Re: joke
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Re: more bulb jokes
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Re: more bulb jokes
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Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. (watmath.2260)
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Re: re: spring
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Re: read this with an open mind
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Re: read this with an open mind
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Re: read this with an open mind
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Re: read this with an open mind
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Re: wisdom
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Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
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Re:3 degrees below zero!
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Real MAN jokes
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Redundant joke
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Room Clearers
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Rooster joke
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Roses
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Roses are red...
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Royal Wedding
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Royal Wedding jokes
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Royal Wedding jokes and Lesse Majeste
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Russian Joke Contest
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S U P E R B U G !
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Sailors in inland Canada
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Scotsmen do it...
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Scottish riddle
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Sex and the simple man
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Sex, Snow, and Dogs
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Sexist sheep joke
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Shah Guido G stories
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Shoplifter's Creed:
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Shoplifters Creedll...
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Should be a joke
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Sick
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Sickies
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Sign on hotel near closed GM Plant
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Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?)
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So there's this Texan and a B-Schooler, see? ...
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Social Pariah: net.jokes.q
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Some more Doits ...
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Soooo fat...
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Spring
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Spring : net.jokes
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Still Another Light Bulb Joke
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Stories your parents didn't tell you
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Survival Test
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T. V. Movies
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TV Guide
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Texans Beware!
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Texans Lookout!
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Texas strikes back at HBS
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The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
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The Curse of King Tut
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The Night Before Chanukah or ...
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The THING KING
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The censorship debate
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The demise of net.jokes.q
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The demise of net.jokes.q
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The secret of immortality
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The ultimate elephant joke.
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Theorem: Halloween = Christmas
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Thermodynamic songs
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This one should be nuked
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Three lies
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Three more chemistry jokes
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To all Canadians:
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To get the ball rolling . . .
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To get the ball rolling...
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To get the ball rolling...
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Told by a friend
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Trip to Hawaii for $9.95
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True light bulb joke for Californians
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Try this one...
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VERY POOR TASTE
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Very bad joke
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WC...
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WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv
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Well, I think it's a funny computer doit...
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Well, maybe not, but where else?
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What
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What do elephants use for tampons?
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What do you call...
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What do you do when your engine quits at night?
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What do you get ...
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What does a pilot eat when on a diet?
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What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo?
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What is Time?
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What is?
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What's A gluteous maximus?
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What's President Reagan's favorite vegetable?
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What's a minimum?
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What's purple and commutes?
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What's the difference between a photographer and a painter?
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Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph?
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Whats ten inches long and white?
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
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Why do babies have the soft spot in the back of their heads?
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
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Why is it that...
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Wood-eye Joke
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Wordplay
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Worse than bad taste
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YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke.
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YALBJ
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YALBJ
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YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke)
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YALBJ with a twist
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Yak & Yuk
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Yet Another Camel Joke
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Yet Another Light Bulb Joke
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Yet Another Limerick
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Yet another lightbulb joke ...
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Yiddish Encounter
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You call it what???
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You rogue!
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Zen and Light Bulbs
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a chuckle
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a curiosity
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a fable
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a funny one for once????
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another dead baby joke
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another do it joke...
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another one
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another one
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another one
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army intellegence
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auto jokes
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avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
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bad jokes on the net
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bad taste vs. bad jokes
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bug joke again for arpavax
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cat in the trash
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chem
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chem joke
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chem lab graffiti
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chem wit
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chemist's joke
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civil servants
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civil servants
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clarification of stasho & guido
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crude jokes
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curse of King Tut
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dead babies
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doit's
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ethnic joke
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ethnic jokes
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ethnic jokes
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ethnic jokes
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ethnics
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foo
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foreign humor
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further auto jokes
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generic ethnic jokes
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harmless ethnic joke
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harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusio (ucbvax.5663 followup)
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harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusion)
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how did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
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humor of questionable taste
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humour
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i was a baby once
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infect: another funny manual page
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joke
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joke of good taste
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joke theory
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jokes
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jokes of questionable taste
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leper jokes
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light bulbs
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light bulbs
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limerick
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limerick
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limerick
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limerick
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limerick
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more Helen Keller humor...
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more bulb jokes
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more bulb jokes
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more bulb jokes again
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more rooster jokes
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multics
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nationalities
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oldie but goodie
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oldy
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one more do it joke
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oneliner
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pig joke
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please- no more cruel/sick stuff
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political joke
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professional do its
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psychological do its
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psyciatrists
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re FINAL EXAM...
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re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau
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re: spring
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re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS
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read this with an open mind
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reagan joke
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rench.safe
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rolling the ball
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roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
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roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
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seasonal joke
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sigh
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sorry texas A & M
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star trek
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story time
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surreal jokes
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thanks for all the roses are red jokes...
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three roosters?
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title=Operating Systems Humour
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tmn
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tree joke
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two bra jokes
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uwvax!greg joke
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what's a megawatt...?
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whoops
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why dont
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wisdom
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wisdom, continued
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worse oneliner
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xyzzy command (sytek.144 in net.lan)
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yalbj
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yalbj
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yalbj
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yet another fairy-tale comment...
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yet another light bulb joke
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yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke
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