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Starr Ramone #16 [1]
['Frankie Lyne']
Date: 2024-09-16 10:00:27+00:00
The highs and lows for the future of the band
By Comics
Transcript:
CAPTION: “Where will the band be in 40 years?”
Panel 1. Karl and Bebe are caught with a joint in a car by a pig, in the style of the poster for
Cheech and Chong’s “Up in Smoke.”
CAPTION: “Karl Marx Ritchie and Bébé Davenport have taken over the ‘Cheech and Chong’
franchise, grossing millions of pounds*
SMALL TEXT: “*of weed”
Panel 2. Dave’s family (son Domino, daughter Melrose, and their mother Layla) takes a group
photo next to a poster of one of his album covers.
NOTE: “(fashion will have cycled back to the 2020s by this time)”
CAPTION: “Dave Valens Lyne died in a drunk driving incident at 43. He left behind two
“incidents” with Layla Sinn.”
Panel 3. Jolene performs “Hello, Dolly!” in front of a banner that reads “Benefit for Children of
the…” Tablets flash, taking photos of her.
CAPTION: “Karl and Dave’s sister Jolene became a Broadway star and is still a staunch leftist
and advocate.”
Panel 4. Starr sits in a wheelchair with a microphone, performing with a band called Hospice.
This includes a man sleeping on drums, a hunched-over bassist, and a dead guitarist (always
one band member gotta be dead smh)
CAPTION: “Starr Ramone is still performing with her new band simply called “Hospice.” They
are currently touring.”
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