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Insomniacs' Late Night Vent Hole - News from the Canadian Front Edition [1]
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Date: 2025-09-09
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A cold war with Canada? We wouldn’t stand a chance. Heavens forbid that the Canadians open their polar air dams and let all of that Arctic air pour down into the United(?) States! We would freeze in our tracks and have to beg the Mexicans for some of their desert heat. Oh wait, tRump wouldn’t allow the fans to be built to send that desert air up to fight with the polar air Canada is sending down. The battle between the opposing air elementals would certainly level our cities with floods, tornados and hurricanes, it would be a runaway climate change!
The horrors from the front lines www.youtube.com/… (sorry it’s a short) Still no sign of Mexico sending re-enforcement heaters or building new “fans” to push the cold back, it just sounds so hopeless. What was needed was a spy in Canada to www.youtube.com/… to convince me to move to Canada! We will come to know our Canadian neighbors as our liberators!
Who is on late night tonight: Tuesday, September 9
Jimmy Kimmel: Nate Bargatze, Martha Plimpton, CMAT
Jimmy Fallon: Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, Michelle Dockery, Karan Aujla
Stephen Colbert: Sonia Sotomayor, Eugene Levy
Seth Meyers: Chance the Rapper, Gov. Andy Beshear, Seth Reiss
After Midnight: Paul Scheer, Fortune Feimster, Ilana Glazer (R 12/12/24)
Watch What Happens Live: Ashlee Simpson Ross, Dylan O'Brien
The Daily Kos Gift Katalogue is here: www.dailykos.com/…
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