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Trump bans "No trump" bids in Bridge. [1]
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Date: 2025-09-01
In a Truth Social post, Trump appointed himself President of the American Contract Bridge League (ACBL) and the American Bridge Association (ABA). White House spokesman claimed ABA was a WOKE creation to counter ACBL’s discrimination against Blacks and women, “The WOKE ABA was impatient. Decades later, when the time was more appropriate, the ACBL admitted non-whites and women.”
Trump announced changes more in line with his Make America Great Again promise. Most noticeable are new colors for three suits. Consistent his anti-DEI orders, black cards will be eliminated. Clubs will be green and renamed shamrocks to honor Irish immigrants. Republican polling finds this change will increase Trump’s support among Irish Americans by 45 to 47%.
Diamonds will be colorless, like the most expensive diamonds. Colorless is a difficult color to print on playing cards. The newly created Trump Water Color LLC received a ten million-dollar grant to solve this problem.
Hearts remain red like American blood and Trump hats. A small MAGA hat will sit atop the heart image.
Spades, the highest ranking of the four suits, will be gold and renamed “Trump.” No Trump bids are banned. The highest bid will be 7-Trump.
Four Trump kids replace traditional Jacks: two Jacks and two Jills with Eric the Joker. Melania portraits on queens. Donald portraits on Kings with his mug shot gracing the King of Trump. /s
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