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US Headlines We Really Don’t Want to See [1]
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Date: 2025-07-26
Trump Orders New Citizenship Test
Trump ordered that only two versions of the US citizenship test will now be made available to prospective citizens: one in English and one in Afrikaans. Both will require an in-depth knowledge of those parts of US History that are not controversial. Some samples from the English version are included below:
On what date was Thanksgiving Day made a holiday by the US government?
April 1, 2003 June 19, 1865 July 4, 1776 July 15, 1863
Is Santa Claus a good guy or bad guy?
Maybe Yes No Only on Xmas Day
Who Is George Washington?
The man who invented peanuts A nice guy from Virginia The first President My umpteenth great grandfather
Hegseth Demands New Competency Test for US General Staff
The Defense Secretary plans to test all prospective candidates considered for appointment to key defense or senior military command positions under his watch. He will use his own knowledge of military tactics as guidance for the test content. He has decided to omit strategy questions since all military strategy will be determined “by the unquestioned military genius of the Commander-in-Chief”. Logistics will also be excluded because supply isn’t part of the “Warrior Ethos”. However, any candidate who exceeds a score of 50% on the test will be excluded from consideration.
Trump Orders Sale of Tesla Model S Gifted by Musk
When asked the question directly by reporters, Trump waved his hand dismissively. Later, Susan L. Wiles, his Chief of Staff, indicated that Trump was extremely unhappy with the gas mileage he was able to get as well as the fact that the car seemed to “have a mind of its own”.
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