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TOFU TACO complains about AT&T phone service [1]
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Date: 2025-06-30
Bea Arther used to tell her husband, "God'll get you for that." Well, it seems to have happened to Trump.
"I'm doing a major Conference Call with Faith Leaders from all over the Country, and AT&T is totally unable to make their equipment work properly."
Does the president still have that red hotline phone on his desk for emergencies like they always used to show in the movies? Donald needs to call customer service, and get that wonderful automated attendant that tells you to press number one to get lost in the system, press number two to talk to a chatbot, press number three to report an outage.." Press number 3, Donald. Or is it press number 4 for an act of God?
"This is the second time it's happened."
See? You should have called customer service to get things fixed. Giving it to one of your underlings didn't work because they couldn't deal with hanging on hold for an hour.
"If the Boss of AT&T, whoever that may be, could get involved --- that would be good."
Sure, Donald. I can just see him running over to the White House in a hard hat. Maybe you created interference with all that fencing going up around the White House prior to the 4th of July.
"There are tens of thousands of people on the line!"
Jesus FC! There are that many religious leaders that want to talk to you? Do you need support because Iranian clerics may have issued a fatwa against you? What was the conference call about? We'll probably never know. According to his schedule, Trump is supposed to be signing executive orders at the moment.
Only Trump would ask for a service call on Truth Social.
Apparently the Boss of AT&T didn't get the message. Trump is now threatening to change phone service. Look out AT&T stock holders.
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