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Jesus, you better get your behind down here! [1]

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Date: 2025-06-30

And I mean now! Cause there are some shenanigans going on around here and I hear people calling themselves Christians saying they’re following your footsteps, so you better come down here and see for yourself! Because I don’t remember none of your words and stories telling people they should put refugees on wet grass surrounded by alligators.

No no I mean it, they aren’t listening to none of us, so you best come down here and give them some directives or ass whooping or something, because some of those that call themselves your followers, have lost their goddam minds. Cutting food out of children’s mouths, ripping babies from their mamas breasts and calling them criminals simply for being refugees, all the while claiming they be like you!

You gotta come down here and clear your name up. People be dropping bombs on hospitals and school as preparation for the rapture, now when did you tell them people that you’d come back when the land has soaked up enough children’s blood? Hmm? Did I read the wrong bible? Am I crazy or are they crazy? Far as I know you’re supposed to be the good guy right?

Cause I gotta tell you man, the way they talking about you, about following you, it’s like you’re Satan’s evil twin or something. You gotta come down here and clear your name up right now! I don’t know how or where things went wrong but wrong they did go and now we all seem to be heading for hell on earth.

It’s all over the world too! It’s like something is sucking the humanity right out of humans! Hate and cruelty be spreading faster than fungus in a damp dark basement! And all of it being done in your name, by people wearing crosses and awaiting your return, so yes it’s definitely time for you to come down.

Best plan to stay awhile too, cause it might take them a few couple of decades to recognize you, for they seem to have you confused with someone else. Pack a couple of miracles, that might convince them you’re you… or it might make them think you’re an alien or something but either way it will give them pause. You’ll figure out a way to convince them before they crucify you again I’m sure.

Of course, I’m not exaggerating! Haven’t you been listening? These people thinking feeding poor children is bad! That helping the needy is wrong! Healing the sick is offensive! Welcoming the stranger is against nature! Have you not been looking in on your flock to see how far they have strayed? They had children in cages! Bombing hospitals!

Yes, it’s an emergency! Get your behind down here right now young man! And don’t forget the miracles! Cause we gonna need those!

#TheAmericanHaitianPoet #Woke #SocialPoetry

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Muriel Vieux – June 30th, 2025 – ©All rights reserved

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