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The President is insane! There I’ve said it! [1]

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Date: 2025-06-18

Ladies and gentlemen and others… Behold! Our president!

OH F**K: Trump Abruptly ENDS PRESSER as Reporter Drops BOMBSHELL!

Not a firing synapse in sight! Not a cognitive thought fly by! Not a twinkling of intelligence behind those barely opened eyes! Vapid, vacant, mindless drivel attempting to form phrases despite lacking a single directive from the emptiness that is the cranium from which they sprung!

As the world descends into chaos, the disfunctioning buffoon, ambles around the White House lawn, babbling about poles, in front of a gaggle of what use to pass for journalists, not one of them having the marbles let alone the balls to call out “The President is Insane!” maybe they should have invited a child to this circus.

And since apparently no one in congress has what we use to call courage or ethics anymore, let’s all descend into the pits of madness and deal with our insane president as fit! These are my recommendations for the situation in which we find ourselves:

Can someone start slipping mood stabilizers into the man’s diet cokes? I’m getting seasick on this mood swing mode of governing aren’t you?

Also grab his phone while he’s sleeping and block Bibi and Putin and Orban and other people that are manipulating him. He won’t know.

Sneak in a babysitter, that can flatter him out of his bad moods.

I mean, I know the obvious destruction of our country seems somehow to have escaped the notice of some (I do suggest visits to eye doctors) but I’m sure others are just lost at how to deal with being governed by a tamper throwing tantrum, wildly moody, infantile nincompoop so it’s time to get creative.

I actually support the idea of delivering the security reports via a fox show (I honestly don’t care how he gets them so long as he does).

Hire some actors, to follow him around and pepper him with praise and clap at his accomplishment like walking down a flight of stairs without falling, pronounce a word correctly and slap a red woke t-shirt on them. He’ll end up loving wokism.

Let’s have a fake press room, where he can meet with fake reporters and do mockups of his news channels where we’ll broadcast his fake interviews.

Let’s not forget to bribe or send his advisors on fake missions, the press secretary can be replaced by a doll or cutout board, or better that comedian that imitates her so well. That’s what we should do, replace all that can’t be bribed with lookalikes or carton cutouts.

Send him trinkets daily so he has stuff to open at breakfast and say they are from blue states or democrats.

At this point what have we got to lose? The madman is leading us into WWIII.

So if flattery is how to sway him, let’s become expert flatterers. /s.

#TheAmericanHaitianPoet #Woke #SocialPoetry

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Muriel Vieux – June 18th, 2025 – ©All rights reserved

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