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Trump Administration Game Show Ideas! (Exclusive!) [1]

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Date: 2025-05-17

I’m sure you’ve seen this: “A Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete for U.S. Citizenship? D.H.S. Is Considering It” Well, why stop here? The Trump Administration is LOADED with possibilities for reality game shows! Here’s a preliminary list…

“American Idle Rich!” — It’s Plutocrat Versus Plutocrat at Mar-A-Lago as contestants battle to see WHO can give the MOST money to President Donald Trump in the MOST blatant way that shows the MOST contempt for the Constitution! A million in cash gets you a (gilded) seat at the table! Then contestants bid against each other for a thrilling hour! (“I’ll see your Boeing 747, and raise you a mega-cruise ship renovated as the world’s largest private yacht!”) Don’t forget, contestants, you’re ALWAYS bidding against Elon Musk, and he HATES to lose!! The winner gets to join a group chat with Pete Hegseth, who will order a bombing strike on the country of the winner’s choice!

“Survival Island!” – Take 200 desperate immigrants, snatched in the dead of night, flown to California and dropped into Alcatraz…no food, water or sanitation facilities…200 remote hidden cameras…with chainsaws, machetes, Samurai swords, and assault rifles “hidden” in plain sight! Then revel in the ultra-violent “Mad Max” highlights! Last Man Standing becomes Pete Hegseth’s ‘body man’!

“Wrinkle City Blues!” — Dial up the fun when those rascally Doge-Bags declare the residents of an entire (blue state, of course) retirement community “deceased.” Hidden cameras track these increasingly desperate greedy geezers as they discover their Social Security Office has been closed, and they can’t get anyone on the phone! How long till they’re sleeping in public parks, cadging cat food out of dumpsters? Sucks to be you, Grandpa!

“Own the Libs!” — Haven’t we all had enough of those smug liberals pontificating on “due process” and the so-called “rights” that people supposedly have? Well, what if one these liberals – maybe an MSNBC pundit, or a professor at UC Berekley — just happened to be ‘mistakenly’ kidnapped, put on a plane to North Korea and presented as a “gift” by President Trump to the “Supreme Leader” of North Korea, that irrepressible scamp Kim Jong-Un? Mister Limousine Liberal isn’t so smug now as a slave working deep in a Zinc Mine! “Must-See TeeVee” for MAGAs!

“Who Wants To Be Secretary of the Interior?” — This delightful game show makes it official – YOU can be a member of Trump’s cabinet if you bid high enough! The three highest bidders (bids begin at 20 million dollars) enter “Thunderdome,” where the competition escalates – WHO can give Dear Leader Trump the most lavish verbal tongue bath? NO amount of flattery is too high? President Trump himself will choose the winner, accepting the winning bid in cash in used, non-sequential bills.

“2 Close 4 Comfort!” — Thrills, Chills and Belly Laughs when Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy fires ALL the airport controllers at a major airport, meaning the pilots of commercial airliners have to figure out how and where to land without killing everyone on board! No more waste, fraud and abuse, just screams of “Holy shit, watch out!”

“Dinner With Clarence N’ Ginny!” — Every week, Clarence n’ Ginny Thomas pull into a different Walmart parking lot. The big question: what billionaire will have “the right stuff” for C n’ G’s dream dinner? These are OUTRAGEOUS banquets, with the billionaires lined up as the Thomases judge the offerings. Each show ends with the banquet itself, as the Thomases’ ‘parking lot pals’ helping themselves to the victuals of the losers. (NOTE – Leonard Leo wins every week)





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