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Lard, oh deer Lard, I AM BANNED ! ! ! And I am so starting a club. [1]
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Date: 2025-05-17
This will have to be short, since, to be honest, I was only 5’9” to begin with. But that was before surgery, major back issues, non-stop gravity fields, and a unruly, self-amusing, pun-nishing sense of humerus.
I never used that prehistoric site called “Twitter.” Had no interest, had no cause, and had many better options, like, say, a PHONE. Or Email. Or even Zoom. When it shi(f)tted to “X,” marking is spot like a dog in heat, i stayed away even further. (Same goes with FarceBook, even before I confirmed it routinely stole private data for its own profit).
When our Gilded Idle (with two partners) instituted Truth Social, the only think I had was to find the “flush” control. (some euro toilets can be amusing/confusing/confounding to us mere mortals from the U S and A)
I never signed on, I never dove into the shit-filled waters, unlike Robby K, Jr., and I never had the opportunity to laugh uncontrollably at the inane idiocy and obvious mental decline and fool-blown illness on display. Especially anything by Duh FurHair, donOld, except 3d hand. But even those amusements were completely ineffective as a lure.
Simply put I have never tried to use Truth Social, and NEVER, EVER POSTED ANYTHING THERE.
Imagine my surprise when I finally, I read an amusing tale about something posted on TS so I dared venture over there to see the source material for myself. Below is the massage my ego received:
Sorry, you have been blocked You are unable to access truthsocial.com
Imagine my joy! Even with arthritis, major implants in me spine, and a general curmudgeonly look on liff, I did a little dance, made a little love, got down tonight! Got down tonight! genius.com/…
Obvious what happened. I am a vocal, often too vocal, complainer about the unflushed turd in the White House. My posts triggered some bot, some search engine, some data hungry AI program and identified me as possibly being anti-trump. ERGO, i was banned without ever joining with TS.
Not just amused, but admittedly a bit more educated. Leon Musk and his bots are doing what they can to ensure their holey leeder remains unscathed in his golden flushing throne. They are sending their bots out into the wild, gathering names, making lists and checking them . . . never, and automatically blocking people so that TS can remain unsoiled. That is, until Don’s Depends give out from the strain.
So, with a needling pulling thread, La an apt note to follow, Tea . . . enough with the puns, I announce the creation of a new club:
TRUTH ANTI-SOCIALITES
Membership fees will be 1 lira or a current Russian rubble. The only requirements are:
a. a sense of humor or femur
b. can take a pun in time, saving Nein Nein Nein
c. Be nice to other except MAGA MOROns
d. Tell at least one joke per visit
I only wish we got more frequent updates about the civil litigation between Trump and his cofounders of TS. Apparently, Trump, again, is ripping his partners off. Lard, oh lard! No one ever saw that coming.
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