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The Mob Boss takes on The Boss, and loses bigly [1]

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Date: 2025-05-16

Trump has done it once again. This time, he has attacked a national treasure while he is a national disgrace. Everybody loves Bruce Springsteen, where Trump has to beg for it.

This is a post that shows how far gone Trump is in every sentence. In every word. Bear in mind that Trump is still in the UAE, and he had to scribble this out in between taking bribes.

"I see that the Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States."

There has never been a musician so deserving of adulation. Try and find me one person, just one, that has gone to a Bruce Springsteen concert and didn't enjoy it, or felt they didn't get their money's worth.

As far as speaking badly of you, Donny, it's a First Amendment right and you deserve to be badmouthing every minute of every day. You just went to a Foreign Country to speak badly about Bruce. He's entitled to do the same.

"Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics..."

You know, the more you talk about radical left politics, the more I want to embrace it. We know that your musical tastes are limited to Lee Greenwood's "God bless the USA," the J6 choir and the Village People doing "YMCA." And, of course, if there are more than monosyllabic words used, you can't understand them.

"Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Joe Biden..."

There's that good old guilt by association. You've shaken hands with murderers and genocidal heads of state, so what are we supposed to think about that?

"... a mentally incompetent FOOL, and our WORST EVER President, who came close to destroying our Country."

From half a century of serving the United States of America, Joe got a bit stiff and had problems speaking extemporaneously because of his stutter. The president at the bottom of the list is number 45 and number 47, an idiot known as Donald Trump, with 47 at the very bottom.

"If I wasn't elected, it would be GONE by now!"

It would have been a totally different world if you hadn't been elected. Nobody could muck up the entire world so fast as you. He's so far gone that he's forgotten completely that his post was supposed to be about Bruce Springsteen. He got back to it.

"... Springsteen is 'dumb as a rock," and couldn't see what was going on, or could he (which is even worse!)?"

Got that wrong. He plays rock. You're the one dumb as a sack of rocks, with personality to match. I think the analogy was about knowing of Joe's frailty.

"This dried out 'prune' of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!)…

Yeah, well, he doesn't paint himself orange every morning, noon and night. He still looks like a human being, where you fail every test.

"ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that's just 'standard fare.'"

Sorry, Donald. We wish you were the one who would keep his mouth shut. We know you are a fool, and every time you open your mouth, you prove it. But what the hell is this about standard fare? He probably flies first class, where you should be out on the wing duct taped in place.

"Then we'll see how it goes for him!"

After this, he should receive a hero's welcome. In fact, I'll bet a lot of people will deliberately try to embarrass you by cheering for Bruce to say even more about your insanity.

You thought Donald was done? Nope.

Actually, he got warmed up by taking on Taylor Swift first:

Trump thinks he can take away the popularity of the world's most famous female star with four words.

Donald, your only hotness will come when you burn in hell.

Until then, lay off people that are far more important than you. You only dig yourself a bigger hole and we're waiting for when you fall in and they start throwing the dirt on you.

Oh, wait a minute, uncompromised journalists are already doing that. Now you're getting black spots on that orange body, like rotten fruit that needs to get thrown out.

But, lay off Bruce. He's the real Boss. You're just the fake Mob Boss, and we'd like to make you an offer you couldn't refuse. Got a gold casket waiting for you.

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