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Trump staffers screw up May the 4th [1]

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Date: 2025-05-05

Never give the folks running the White House X account credit for intelligence.

Only the mentally ill with Trump Devotion Syndrome, TDS, figure out a way to ruin the make believe holiday that sounds just like "May The Force Be With You."

They thought they could be oh, so clever on the day by sounding tough. One little problem. They made Trump the bad guy with a red lightsaber.

"Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics..."

Sounds just like Trump wrote it. But they go way over the top.

"... fighting so hard to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well-known MS-13 gang members, back into our Galaxy."

There is only one supposedly MS-13 gang member we've ever heard about. All of the other ones are Tren de Aragua. Abrego Garcia has been slimed again. They won't give upon it, and neither will Trump, no matter how many times they're shown that they're making up the tattoos.

The only Galaxy these guys know is the C5-A Galaxy. That's the plane truth.

"You're not the Rebellion --- you're the Empire."

Projection. I am rubber, you are glue. Everything bounces off and sticks to you. C'mon, guys. We are the Rebellion against everything Trump. M-Pyre? MAGA burning up in the atmosphere?

Last, the red lightsaber. How could you possibly know anything about Star Wars and get this wrong? I'm not going to allow you to blame it on the AI generator. Any normal human being would have caught that before posting. We believe that Trump is the bad guy, and now you've given us the proof that you think so, too. You're batting -200 now with this and the pope picture.

May 8th, Trump's new Victory Day of World War II is coming up. They'll run the AI generator again, but this time it will be Trump in a tan uniform, with some funny looking SS's on the epaulets and Trump with a funny little black mustache under his nose that looks like it was done with a Sharpie. Yeah that sounds right. And they'll put it up without making the connection.

Happy Cinco de Mayo and a belated:

May The Fourth Be With You.

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