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Trump Low IQ Haiku [Pope + contest/prize] [1]

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Date: 2025-04-30

So I was rolling down the highway to my morning workout yesterday, conjuring up new ways to mock the evil fool in the White House, when I flashed on a meme I made back in April 2011 of Godzilla scorching Trump as revenge for his bigoted Obama birther bullshit.

Then I recalled the origins of my Godzilla phase.

(Spoiler alert: In a bizarre turn of events, the March 2011 Fukushima nuclear disaster , triggered by a massive earthquake and subsequent tsunami, inspired me to imagine Godzilla coming to the rescue, seeking to restore calm with a soothing haiku. Don’t ask.)

Of course, that led to me staying up late last night creating Trump Low-IQ Haikus (definitely registering that catchy piece of IP with Trump’s patent office guy).

Finally, I was like duh. Why not sponsor:

John B’s 2025 ‘Trump Low IQ Haiku Contest’

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