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Trump declares his first 100 days a success - right... [1]
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Date: 2025-04-28
Tomorrow is the 100th Day, but Trump wanted everybody to start clapping now. He just had the worst polling for 100 days in, in the last 80 years of presidencies. He attacked the polls that told the truth and trotted out an old pollster he paid in 2020 to claim bias against him. He's in deep do-do. Nobody likes him, with good reason.
His claim to fame is "Hires," which I remember as being a really good root beer. But, it not really clear what he is talking about.
"... I am proud to announce that the Presidential Personnel Office has surpassed 80% of all Political Hires across our largest Departments..."
I suppose I'll sane-wash him and guess that he found enough people that believe he won the 2020 election, to be useless hacks sucking up government pay and not doing anything. That's better than doing something and being bad at it. All the people who had to go through Senate confirmation are the worst group of ugly slugs anyone has ever seen. Maybe that's cruel to slugs because the banana slug is kind of cute, and there is a slug that looks just like Trump.
Peruvian caterpillar. The other one is a slug.
Actually, it's a Peruvian caterpillar, but we can pretend it's a slug.
"We have now beaten ALL RECORDS set by previous Administrations, and will continue to hire the most competent, hardworking Patriots..."
You really expect us to believe that you hire competent people? Pete Hegseth is a prime example where you display you have no concept of competence. Hardworking is still another qualification none of your people understand. All you've got is a bunch of DOGE junkie kids letting AI searches go looking for DEI and erasing Enola Gay, Harriet Tubman, Jackie Robinson, Congressional Medal of Honor winners and important people who made this country what it is. Those are the real Patriots.
"... who will help us usher in our Country's Golden Age."
Don't you think you've got enough gold in your Oval Office? One of these days, you'll go nuts and spray paint Melania gold, like in Goldfinger.
And if these chuckleheads you've got are ushers, who are the people sitting in the expensive seats? We don't need to guess, it's going to be all your billionaire friends.
ABC is showing an interview Tuesday with Trump, commemorating the first 100 days at 8 ET, 7 CT. There is nothing I can find that says this is live. An edited interview I am not interested in. It will be edited to death to keep Trump from looking like an idiot. An actual case of "election interference," unlike what Trump is accusing CBS and 60 Minutes of with the Harris interview.
ABC and Disney, owner of ABC, are under investigation by the Federal Communications Commission for DEI practices. And there's also the presidential debate where the ABC moderators fact checked him. He's never going to forget that.
I think I'll just wait for reports about the interview. I don't want to waste my time listening to him.
It's all going to be a pile of lies anyway. It can't be anything else that he will say, because he hasn't got a single good thing to talk about. He's tanked the economy, products will start disappearing from shelves, people's civil rights are under attack, everyone's pissed off at him, with good reason, and basically, nobody likes what his administration is doing.
Let's all make sure he doesn't get a second 100 days.
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