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DOD makeup studio- Just another FAKE scandal from DISGRACEFUL liberals [1]
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Date: 2025-04-24
Guys, pete hegseth here. Just wanted to respond to the latest fake scandal about my installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon.
look, I read war plans EVERY MORNING. I do 100 pushups before lunch. You know what I have for lunch? A turkey sandwich. I kill and eat that turkey myself. EVERY DAY.
as far as the makeup studio, it’s fake news. It’s my job to look good on TV. THATS MY JOB. if we have to spend tens of thousands on a makeup studio, that’s money well spent. Because you can’t have maximum lethality if you are not looking your best, right? My wife told me this and she’s a producer on Fox News. So I guess she knows a little something about the military, right?
ok I’d better get back to work. I got 6 am gym, 7 am makeup studio, 8 am do a hit on FOX, 9 am hunt and kill the turkey, 10 am WAR PLANS , 11 am distribution of WAR PLANS, and eat the turkey sandwich at noon. Then this afternoon we are firing some women and black people because they are insufficiently lethal.
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