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Trump's other Easter messages - six rapid fire ones filled with irony [1]

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Date: 2025-04-20

He couldn't keep those stubby fingers off his phone for long. He had to tell us how great he is, again. Me, me, me, me. This, the first of seven, was from this morning.

"We are, together, going to make America bigger, stronger, wealthier, healthier, and more religious than it has ever been before!!!"

Bigger, sure. We're going to take over Canada, Greenland and Panama. Stronger. We're retreating from the rest of the world and they see us as weak and untrustworthy.

Wealthier. You just tanked the stock market, and destroyed everyone's retirement fund. Prices have risen 10% automatically on everything we buy from other countries, small businesses will close, and some stuff we just won't be able to buy anymore because it will never get here. Poorer by far.

Healthier. Not with RFK Jr. in charge of HHS. The reorganization plans (PDF) I've seen mean a lot more people will be dying. People will die from new diseases and old because research has stopped.

Religious. First Amendment violation right off the bat. You can't force religion down people's throats. Some people don't want to have anything to do with organized religion, sometimes with good cause. I don't suppose you'd like to talk about all the Catholic dioceses that had to use up their insurance for lawsuits. Or mega churches ripped off by their pastors and charged with crimes against children. That's the kind of religion you go for, child molesters.

And then he has to give himself a huge pat on the back, because he's so good at all of these things he's destroying.

This time he signs off not just with his whole name, not calling himself just a president, but with three exclamation points in case we didn't know he was one. Actually, I think Democrats should have gone to those seven swing states and contested the election. It really could have been stolen this time.

Then, this afternoon, Donald started a rapid fire of six more. There were also ones of him gloating over Letitia James's real estate problems with Newsmax videos, but those don't count.

In the first, he almost gets a quote attributed to Albert Einstein right. Almost. But it is filled with irony because of his evil.

So, he is evil, but won't destroy the world, but he is, and then he references that it's our fault if we let him do it. But, we are doing our best to stop him. It's like a serial killer saying stop me before I kill again. The supposed Einstein quote ends at "anything." Trump added the "to stop them."

The all caps Easter Proclamation is what he should have done instead of the first on I ripped apart. He could have left out the MAGA.

If the first all caps wasn't enough, he follows with still another. About his favorite topic of late, tariffs. He just can't get enough of them. He didn't learn from April 2nd through 5th.

"BUSINESSMEN WHO CRITICIZE TARIFFS ARE BAD AT BUSINESS..." says the man with six bankruptcies. He still hasn't got a clue that tariffs are a disguised sales tax.

Businessmen are bad at business if they don't like tariffs, but are even worse at politics for the same reason. So, this is a political game for Trump. He just admitted it. Not surprised.

"... I AM THE GREATEST FRIEND CAPITALISM HAS EVER HAD!"

These days your brand of capitalism has a bad name. Tanking the stock market, sending Treasury bonds interest rates up and increasing the cost to repay the national debt, making the world look for another world currency, putting forth a disasterous budget to add trillions to the debt and trillions more with a tax break for the rich. You're the worst enemy of capitalism anyone has ever seen. I rest my case.

The golden shower and toilet man then has to remind us of the Trump Gaza video with all it's golden calf idols and all the gold fru-fru's he put in the Oval Office.

The Golden Rule used to be: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. You have bastardized it into a form of negotiation.

"HE WHO HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES."

We've heard this before and very few people thought it was clever then. You haven't got an original thought in your body or brain, what's left of it.

"THANK YOU!"

You're welcome, except you're not. This third person thanks to himself has always been creepy. A definite sign of psychosis.

He follows with a third all caps rant about Ukraine and Russia. Last we heard, Marco Rubio had completely failed and was giving up and going home. Putin lied about the Easter ceasefire, and Zelensky has better things to do than listen to some pissant babbling insulting nonsense.

"BOTH WILL THEN START TO DO BIG BUSINESS WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHICH IS THRIVING, AND MAKE A FORTUNE!"

First, we have to be in good shape financially, and you've just pissed that away for nothing. So, you want to do business with Russia, Krasnov? Still want those hotels in Moscow to go along with the $1.5 billion resort in Vietnam? You're the the world's greatest traitor, not trader.

Finally, he finishes with his sales pitch for the Easter Egg Roll, which I explained over here, has been turned into another business venture. Corporate sponsor paying $75,000 to $200,000 to participate.

"ALL FUNDS, EVERY DIME, GO DIECTLY TO THE WHITE HOUSE HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION."

Created in 1961 by Jacqueline Kennedy, they don't need the money that you're hauling in on this. If you expect us to believe that you're putting every penny into the Association, you must think we're stupid. I'll bet you'll try to ruin that just like you're getting rid of Jacqueline's Rose Garden so you can have a parking lot patio.

He just did some more posts. Another diary a comin' up!

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