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Cybertruck AI glitch traps Musk inside Munch’s ‘The Scream’ [1]
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Date: 2025-04-18
Musk was testing Tesla’s notoriously dangerous self-driving system — ripping down an undisclosed roadway high on ketamine while absentmindedly sharpening his chainsaw for his next DOGE bloodletting — when a glitch in the vehicle’s AI system transmogrified him into a virtual reality experience inside Munch’s 1893 masterpiece “The Scream.”
After his Cybertruck flipped over and miraculously failed to burst into flames, Musk instinctively put his hands to his face and screamed. Behind him was a fiery, blood red sky, perhaps symbolizing his efforts to burn down the U.S. government and inflict needless pain upon millions of people.
A law enforcement officer on the scene characterized the incident as a case of “artistic justice” given that Musk’s recent actions have caused countless Americans to metaphorically (and in some cases literally) grasp their heads with both hands and scream.
Tesla’s stock price continued its death spiral and Forbes reported that the world’s richest man has been downgraded to the world’s richest AI-hole.
No word on how all of this impacts Musk’s plans to establish a Trumpian penal colony on Mars and to father Vladimir Putin’s love child.
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