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Alexa, Turn The Tariffs Back On! [1]

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Date: 2025-04-09

The good(?) news is that most of the tariffs have been paused causing the stock market to spring back: Apple, for instance, had climbed over 15% today when I last looked. The bad news is that this is exactly what Orange Hitler wants, the whole to have a thrombo every time he farts.

Rumor has it that he is having those DOGE hackers program his Amazon Echo to issue government edicts. That way he can lie in bed scarfing cheeseburgers and mumble “Alexa, turn the tariffs back on!” and laugh until he chokes while watching the stock market crash on Fox.

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