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Is there going to be a military parade on *rumps's 79th birthday? [1]

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Date: 2025-04-08

There are rumors afloat that the *rump wants to have a 4 mile long military parade from Arlington to the White House on his birthday, June 14. Politico says:

“No military parade has been scheduled,” the White House said in an email response to questions from POLITICO.”

However: “Both Bowser and Karantonis said the parade plans appeared to be in the preliminary stages.”

Of course, the Orange Idiot wants a parade. With tanks [that will tear up Washington DC streets. Guess who doesn’t want to pay the street repair bill] And Himself on a podium, giving an “Elon Musk” salute.

It strikes me that if the Birthday Parade does occur, that it will be a great opportunity for street theater. Marchers in Napoleon hats. The Trump Baby hot air balloon. Actual donkeys eating any flower displays. Showings of Charlie Chaplain as The Great Dictator.

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