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Musk comes out as world’s cheesiest (manure)head [1]
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Date: 2025-04-02
Confirming what millions have long believed about him, Elon Musk came out as the world’s cheesiest shithead during a Sunday election-tampering rally in Wisconsin.
Wearing a brown shithead hat made from his own maga-infested crap, Trump’s number-two man slithered onstage in Green Bay sporting his trademark shit-eating grin and began handing out cash bribes to build support for the administration’s popular Destroy America project.
Explaining that he was in town to purchase the Wisconsin Supreme Court to expand Trump’s growing collection of public officials, Musk offered $1 million checks to anyone willing to sell him their soul. When many agreed to do it for $100, Musk began flinging excrement into the wildly cheering crowd.
In a related development, WTF America?! has confirmed that Musk is also an obnoxious asiago-hole who desperately wants to colonize Uranus.
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