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Bernie Sanders. Jon Ossoff. Brian Schatz. Gaza JRD Axis of Justice. Back by Popular Demand [1]

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Date: 2025-04-02

When I was studying Improv at Second City in Chicago last summer (ain’t braggin’ if it’s true!) I learned a cool Improv prompt: “They’re coming out with three new SuperHeroes. What are their Names and what are their SuperPowers?”

Their Names are Bernie Sanders, Jon Ossoff, and Brian Schatz. Their SuperPower is Voting Against Illegal U.S. Participation in Pharaoh Bibi’s War Crimes in Gaza on the Senate floor. They are the Gaza JRD Axis of Justice. [“JRD” is DC shorthand for “privileged floor-commanding Joint Resolution of Disapproval against an illegal anti-civilian transfer of U.S. weapons to a Foreign State, pursuant to the Arms Export Control Act of 1976.”] The Gaza JRD Axis of Justice is expected to reunite on the Senate floor this week, when Uncle Bernie brings the Gaza JRD “Hammer of Justice” back to the Senate Floor for a Roll Call. They’re Putting the Band Back Together.

Sadly and unfortunately, every SuperTrio has a Nemesis. The Nemesis of the Gaza JRD Axis of Justice is the Gaza War Crime - Enabling AIPAC-RJC-ADL “Axis of Trefe.”

On November 20, 2024, Uncle Bernie forced a Senate floor vote to block the further illegal transfer of Raytheon Weapons of Mass Destruction to Pharaoh Bibi’s genocide in Gaza. Eighteen Senators [chai!] #StoodWithBernie. Bernie Sanders, Jon Ossoff, & Brian Schatz fought back-to-back, shoulder-to-shoulder to enforce the Arms Export Control Act of 1976, which says that nobody is allowed to use U.S. weapons to bomb civilians or civilian infrastructure or in civilian areas. Not Pharaoh Bibi. Not Mister Bone Saw. Nobody.

You’ll be shocked, shocked, shocked to learn that when the AIPAC-RJC-ADL Axis of Trefe found out that Uncle Bernie and his SenDem confederates were planning to wield the Gaza JRD Hammer of Justice against Pharaoh Bibi’s War Crimes in Gaza they got their altekocher diapers in a mighty twist. Mama don’t allow no accountability for Pharaoh Bibi’s War Crimes in Gaza on the Senate floor. The thousand injuries of Uncle Bernie, the Axis of Trefe had borne as best they could. But when he ventured upon insult, they vowed revenge.

But the Axis of Trefe is powerless to retaliate against Uncle Bernie or Brian Schatz directly. Vermont and Hawaii are Bluer than a Blue Sky on a Summer’s Day that was just painted over with a fresh coat of Extra Blue. Trump MAGA Republicans aren’t allowed to peddle their DixieKrat snake oil there.

But Georgia is Purple, a Senate swing state. That’s why the Axis of Trefe has put a ZioNasty Bullseye on the back of Jon Ossoff. They’re recruiting Trump Apologist Republican Brian Kemp to run against him. Never mind who Brian Kemp is on every other issue that Democrats care about. “I’m a single issue voter, and my single issue is Financing Shameless Apologetics for Pharaoh Bibi’s War Crimes in Gaza,” as Neocon War Criminal Billionayah Oligarch Haim Saban would say.

We have a Moral Obligation to Protect Brother Ossoff against Axis of Trefe retaliation for his mitzvah of helping Uncle Bernie wield the Gaza JRD Hammer of Justice. When the Axis of Trefe goes low, we go high. As they say in Chicago: “Vote early, vote your Ossoff!”

Improv Asylum Boston Rant : “Save Jon Ossoff from AIPAC!”

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