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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! The FEAR sets in for Donnie. [1]
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Date: 2025-03-27
The animatronic display in the Whitehouse some call Donald has pulled Elise Stefanik’s nomination for ambassador to the UN. Why? Because he’s terrified he’ll lose her seat in a special election to replace her. The female version of Gym Jordan sat comfortable as her district (NY-21) went Donald 60-40 in 2024. Seems safe to me orangey. Why not flex those yam titties and show how powerful you are by letting it go to a special election? What’s the matter? You scared? You sound scared:
As we advance our America First Agenda, it is essential that we maintain EVERY Republican Seat in Congress.
Yeah but, you had a world breaking election win so strong the world has never seen such a win. Right? Remember? It was just TREMENDOUS! Why would you worry about maintaining republican seats in Congress when everyone loves you and republicans so much? Someone sniffing around find something concerning for you to worry about bro?
With a very tight Majority, I don’t want to take a chance on anyone else running for Elise’s seat. The people love Elise and, with her, we have nothing to worry about come Election Day.
Wow. That’s the sound of a snowflake wilting in the sun. A bright orange sun that melts things into the color orange. Your pseudo-macho Brawndo drinkers might start to question your manhood there bud. You need to project that schoolyard toughness or else they might start thinking it’s time Captain Eyeliner take over. The couches of the world would rejoice of course if that ever happened but you have your stellar legacy to think of here.
I mean, you still want your mug on Mount DoucheMore dontcha?
Shortly after this announcement there were reported loud sighs of relief throughout the halls of the UN. They no longer have to install a padded table top for Elise to pound her fists on…………. though the newly hired Spittle Clean Up crew has been laid off as a result.
A district he won by 20 points. And he’s worried about it. Things are getting interesting folks.
I don’t know about you but I LOVE the smell of Nazi fear in the morning.
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