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Founding Fathers report card: ‘F’ for fucking up America [1]
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Date: 2025-03-21
Too harsh?
Think about it. The rich white jerks who founded our country made it horrifyingly easy for an unscrupulous president to seize all of the power to run America however the hell he wants.
Yep, Georgie Washington, Tommy Jefferson and their buddies really fucked it up big time. Idiots totally forgot to put in a rule prohibiting a criminal president from grabbing America by the pussy and doing whatever the fuck he wants with it.
So now a guy named Trump is laughing all the way to the U.S. Treasury.
The pathetic legislative branch appears powerless to stop him from violating the Constitution every single day. And the judicial branch is keeping its fingers crossed that he will obey its court rulings. (Spoiler alert: Duh, he won’t.)
Beyond the Trump/dictator loophole, the founders also left us with a deadly Second Amendment that kills thousands of people each year, many of them schoolchildren.
Also, turns out a billionaire can just purchase the power to dismantle the entire federal government. Oh well.
Thanks, Founding Fathers!
And while we’re at it, please take that “all men are created equal” bullshit and stick it where the 18th-century sun doesn’t shine. That founding falsehood rings hollower than ever, now that the president is so far above the law he believes he is untouchable.
Note: This is satire. I still have an immense amount of respect for our slave-owning, “all men are created equal” Founding Fathers, and a great deal of hope that America and her precious Constitution will survive getting trumped by this hateful orange blob of pus.
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