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Help! I’ve got Post Trump’matic Stress Disorder! [1]
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Date: 2025-03-07
By Jeremiah Quill
My fucking brain has been killing me lately. Sort of a dull throbbing likely caused by the tsunami of bad America News that floods the private areas of my skull each day.
Then I got more bad news: My shrink diagnosed me with Post Trump’matic Stress Disorder (PTSD).*
Bad news: My shrink diagnosed me with Post Trump’matic Stress Disorder
My psychoanalyzer instructed me to get plenty of fluids (including but not limited to firewater) and to close my goddamn laptop for at least 4-6 hours. I pictured medicating myself with four fingers of Jack Daniels (no longer available in Canada), and a pinch of USA-grown sativa.
But after he told me that KETAMINE has been proven effective in treating PTSD symptoms, I had a bad dream where Elon Musk tried to carve off one of my legs with a Tesla chainsaw.
Here’s how Mr. Billy Buck Teefus, the American Redneck Savant (one of my many alter egos), handles his PTSD.
I have also learned that staring into a mesmerizing backyard fire pit can provide fast, effective relief from the mind-numbing symptoms of Post-Trump’matic Stress Disorder.
Bonus Video: Health-care rhetoric hazardous to your health!!
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