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Why's Prez Low-Q Showing Us a Forecast Graph of the Stock Market's Next 3 Months? [1]

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Date: 2025-03-05

Oh, my bad. That's his distinctive 3rd grade "I sign with a Sharpie or Crayon, they're both beautiful" sig. Looked like a line graph to me.

Well, buckle up y'all, our "leader" points us into that soothing place that is normalcy and stability again. Why, I think I have a transcript from that section of his speech. Here you are:

"Sharpie... Crayon... just think about that beautiful, beautiful word. Crayon. You've got your Cray, which everybody tells me I've got the most of, more than anyone's ever had before in the history of the word. I dont know what Cray is. Must be great, am I right? Sounds great. And then you've got your "on". I'm ON it, right? Heh heh. Maybe the most cray and ON in history of the Universe. I don't know, the Universe is a big thing, i dont know if you knew that. Big, big thing. Some people say God owns it. I don't know. Maybe he does, or maybe he rents it on a ground lease. If God were a real estate guy, I'd be doing deals with him. He's probably a pretty good negotiator, not like Bad Deal Biden was. Maybe we'd do a "Trump-God Plaza". Everything top shelf. Maybe in Gaza, beautiful beaches there once we demo it and build it. The Trump Plaza in Gaza. The Trump-god plaza in Gaza. There's nothing left there anymore, you know. It's a shit hole, but we can fix it. Make it Great again. Make it great. Like it was 20,000 years ago, with the pyramids and the Pharaohs. Now those were some real guys, real men. Like me and God. Didn't take any crap. I miss those days. Elon Musk, everybody! He'd be a Pharaoh. Elon and I would love it back then. Like we love it now. We don't need this you know. Elon and me - we're just trying to make it all great again. It's costing me a fortune to do this. Be president. And you Democrats. You don't even appreciate it. Would it kill you to say "Thank you, Mr President, we appreciate the sacrifice you're making". But no, you just complain. I know how the pharaohs would have handled that. Very disrespectful. Pharaoh would not have taken it lightly. But it's OK. I'm tough. I can take it. But I shouldn't have to. Tariffs. That's another beautiful word. We're gonna do so much tariffs, but it's the more the better. You're gonna be saying "Please Mr. PRESIDENT MORE TARIFFS!". and i'll say "Maybe". You'll just have to wait and see. Tariffs are great, so beautiful..."

Ahhhhh, back to stable genius governance. How I've missed it

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