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How many billionaires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [1]
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Date: 2025-03-04
We can now clearly see the billionaires’ plan to crash the economy and take away our jobs, homes, and healthcare. Since the commercial media treats them like sweethearts (and masters), it seems like it’s our job to make sure people give them the respect they deserve, which is none.
Remember, if they could play guitar like Jimi Hendrix they would’ve been guitarists instead of billionaires. If they could play basketball like LeBron James they’d be playing in the NBA instead of being billionaires. The reason they spend their time hoarding money is because they’re no good at anything else.
So let’s make jokes about them. The jokes don’t have to be funny as long as they get passed around. They can be all new or variations on old jokes.
Example old joke: What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
Variant: What is a billionaire’s favorite part on a computer? The control key.
Why did the billionaire cross the street? If I told you it would violate my NDA.
A singer, a writer, and a billionaire were chatting in a bar… Oh, never mind, that would never happen.
Please add your jokes and comments below. Thanks!
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