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No More Pet Vaccines! Says Rabies Freedom Koalition (RFK) [1]
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Date: 2025-03-03
In a bid to make pets more healthy, Chairman Meow has announced the creation of his new and tremendous, Rabies Freedom Koalition (RFK) which will give humans the choice of whether or not to vaccinate their pets.
Meow spoke to a record crowd, telling them, “I iz tired of the government telling humans that they must give their dogs and kittehs vaccines for rabies and Lyme Disease!”
When asked whether he was qualified to go against the CDC and World Health Organization, Meow simply asked, “WHO?”
Meow then told his adoring fans that he has never had, “the jab,” himself, and encouraged children to pet raccoons and foxes because they are “so special.”
Critics accuse Chairman Meow of changing his stance on raccoons and foxes which were labeled as, “dirty critters” by the previous administration.
“Nonsense, iz fake news!” said Meow. “Fox and friends is very trustworthy and loyal to Chairman Meow,” adding that, “they will even let me spoon feed them… Iz so cute!”
This article was first published on BelieveMeow.com
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