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Nazi Winter Dance Party [1]

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Date: 2025-03-01

By David Glenn Cox

Well, any questions? It may have been great television, but it was lousy politics. The world reels in horror like the Nazi – Soviet pact of 1939. The King and cabal laying an ambush for the President of Ukraine. Even criticizing the man’s dress, rude much? I’ve watched Afghans in their native dress and Saudi princes in their bed sheet finery. I’ve even seen a corn-fed asshole in a black tee shirt, baseball hat and sunglasses. Disrespectful or poor home training; didn’t his mama ever teach him not to wear a hat in the house?

I wonder how much of the King’s ludicrous performance was motivated by President Macron of France? He corrected our King, you know. I’m sure someone put a bug in the King’s ear about allowing anyone to appear to get the better of him. So, the next time someone says shit to you. You let them have it with both barrels. When our King cries, “You don’t have the cards!” What he is actually saying is game over, I win!

Earlier this week, the King beamed like a twelve-year-old with an erection. We’re gonna sign a really sweet deal come Friday! You watch! Big, big deal! It’s $500 billion! It’s a great deal for both countries, but mainly for us. Then boom! The King is no longer interested in a minerals deal. Willing to cut off his nose to spite his face. Fine then! Let Ukraine keep their mineral wealth! We’ll just loot somebody else!

You know a funny thing happened on the way to the Fuehrer bunker yesterday. Guess who was allowed in to live stream yesterday’s offal office event? The Russian state media, Tass News Agency. The Associated Press or Reuters couldn’t get in, but the Russians sure could. And it was live streamed as a command performance. Just for you Vlad! But the event blew up in their face like a loaded cigar. The Administration played dumb or are. Surprised, really? Gee is that who that was? Garsh! How did they ever get in here?

The Administration went into damage control. “How dare Zelensky offend our King and defile our sacred offal office! The nerve! Where does he get off speaking up for himself? And the King, like a petulant child, freezes aid. Methinks they doth protest too much. First, the King makes a statement of outrage. Then, Press Secretary Josephine Goebbels makes a statement of outrage. Finally, Secretary of Suck, Marko Polio made a statement of outrage. The child demanding the last word in the argument. The silence of the Ukrainians bores into their disordered brains. Why won’t they answer? Goad them again Smithers and send out somebody else!

France calls for a conference to arrange for a post United States military alliance. It’s official! We’ve changed sides! Your vacation to Europe is off! Oh boy, American tourists overseas this summer. Not me Bubba!

In order to understand our inverted situation. If this were a plane crash, this is the part where the aircraft spins out of control violently and pins you to the roof of the cabin. Normally, like back when gravity still worked. A political setback even those not live streamed for the whole world would cause Wall Street to react negatively. But instead, Wall Street rallies across the board. “Extra! Extra! Read all about it! King steps in loaded bed pan! Wall Street soars! King bombs at the box office!

Outside of Ft. Collins, Colorado, was a curious vacant lot with a construction fence around it. The kind with the wrap so you can’t see inside. Inside the gate, 2,500 new Teslas await new owners. Outside the Tesla store in San Francisco, hundreds of protestors line both sides of the street. I don’t think they will meet their sales quota this month. I don’t understand why the stockholders haven’t sued yet. If you had a 100,000 shares of Tesla, that jug head just cost, you $20,000,000 and it’s not coming back plus future earnings! They sued Colonel Sanders for saying the “new” extra crispy formula tasted like cardboard. His actions outside his office damage irreparably the market. Shut up and sell the god damned cars! Elon is now the new Jared from Subway. The poster boy for venereal disease!

Speaking of disease, many years ago I spent time in Iowa. Nice folks, friendly and outgoing mainly. Good clean-living god-fearing folks. But apparently, all that has changed. Running as fast as their fat little legs would carry them wetting themselves in excitement to be the first to strip civil rights away from Transgenders. You should be so proud Iowa. Attacking a tiny little minority of people who aren’t really bothering anyone in order to make political headlines and display just plain meanness. And all passed and written into law in one week! Just like when the Nazi’s declared Jews weren’t actually German citizens. Zig Hiel Des Moines! In Nazi Germany, Jews weren’t allowed to use public restrooms either.

You would think that in a farm state like Iowa. They would be more concerned about falling near collapsing commodity prices. Nope; Transgenders in the next stall. Farm programs stalled Federal money not coming as promised. Planting season is imminent and commodity prices are taking a beating! If USAID won’t buy all this corn, I wonder who will? I bet we can sell it overseas! What’s a 25% tariff?

But there is a fine line about these things. I don’t wish hard times or bad luck on anyone. But I’ll be damned if I’ll feel sorry for those whose first intention was to try and hurt people.

“The greedy, profit-seeking exploiter cannot see beyond the end of his nose. He can see a chance for an “opening”; he is cunning enough to know what graft is and where it is, and how it can be secured, but vision he has none-not the slightest. He knows nothing of the great throbbing world that spreads out in all directions. He has no capacity for literature; no appreciation of art; no soul for beauty. That is the penalty the parasites pay for the violation of the laws of life.”

― Eugene V. Debs

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