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Chairman Meow Executive Order: Rename Canis Major Dog Constellation! [1]
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Date: 2025-02-28
Chairman Meow may have small paws, but his ideas are yuge, including renaming big things like Mount McKitteh. His latest executive order will rename stupid Canis Major, to “Kitteh Major” to honor feline greatness and the glorious Kitteh Revolution.
Chairman Meow believes that the constellation looks much more like a cat than a dog, and must be renamed!
“By the authority vested in Chairman Meow as Supreme Leader of the Kitteh Revolution, it is hereby ordered that stupid dog constellation, Canis Major, be renamed, “Kitteh Major,” to honor feline greatness.”
Rename Sirius Dog Star, Too!
Sirius is the brightest star in the sky, but that does not make sense as dogs are not that smart. Yes, they are loyal servants of Chairman Meow, but not nearly as brilliant as the precious kitteh.
Therefore, Chairman Meow shall rename Sirius to, “Cat Star” to ensure that future generations of humans celebrate the tremendous legacy of our very special and brilliant feline heroes.
Hmmm… Chairman Meow see that Sirius is Binary star with a white dwarf. Not to judge, but perhaps stars should follow military Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy in golden future times?
Chairman Meow Say, Add More Stars!
Canis Major Kitteh Major currently has only 10 named stars. Chairman Meow thinks bigly, and promises to double the number of stars in the Kitteh Major constellation.
These new, tremendous stars will be named after very special proletariat cat heroes like Max, Bella, Charlie, Daisy, Oliver, and other humble comrades of Chairman Meow.
Plus, space is vacuum, so no problem cleaning up extra kitteh hair!… Full article here!
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