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5 Bullets for Elon [1]
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Date: 2025-02-28
There was the email Elon sent out to apparently all federal workers to justify their jobs by listing 5 things they did last week. It had a return address of
[email protected], so non-government workers had a field day clogging up the mail folder. HR I'm sure was for Human Resources at Office of Personnel and Management.
First, someone sent one to Elon at his X account using Grok. This is just what he was looking for. But not the ones that follow.
Musk seemed to think Groking the 5 points was perfectly acceptable.
Other people had a lot more fun.
Can't/won't edit screen shots for bad language, especially since I would have said the same.
Some seem to have a common thread.
Pinewood derby is a Cub Scout, Boy Scout event where small balsa wood cars roll down an incline in a race. The best lube job wins.
This is apparently the real George Conway and on his X account he says to join him now on Bluesky.
This one should have been a leopard, not an ocelot, but I don't know how far that meme has traveled.
The real Dom Deluise has been gone for a long time, but he could go off-color at times.
This one was mostly directed at Elon.
Jon Schwarz had some pointers for Musk.
Angelina might be a trans who still likes women. Can't figure the first line that feeds the rest.
NotoriousRBG seems to be practical.
This one sounded a little suicidal.
This one did 6 when only 5 were requested. To Musk that would be justification for firing.
Last, but not least was Trump's own take on the matter. Very presidential Donny.
Here's a page of all text ones at The Weekly Humorist.
With every day a disaster, I keep trying to find ways to keep my spirits up. Hope you got a chuckle.
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