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Executive Order To Outlaw Biodiversity [1]

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Date: 2025-02-28

Executive Order No. 1,000,000,000.

Verily, henceforth, the waste, fraud, and abuse extant in the natural world shall be rooted out and discarded. I, President and Most Exalted Human, Donald tRump do Declare and Demand the end of Biodiversity.



Therefore and Forthwith:

Only tree is to be white pine.

Only vegetable is to be red tomato.

Only grass is to be red fescue.

There will be no greens.

Only flower to be white lily.

Only animal to be red meat cattle.

Only chickens to be white egg layers.

Only wild bird to be snow goose.

Albino animals will be declared sacred.

Awaiting further cleverness in the Comments.

A bit of levity in this Age of Endarkenment.



Thinkler :-)

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