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Insomniacs' Late Night Vent Hole - Jon Stewert Got Hurt on His Show Edition [1]
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Date: 2025-02-25
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So, I was watching Jon Stewert’s show, and Jon did a thing with a ceramic cup and cut his hand pretty bad but kept the show going to its conclusion. The injury occurs at the 17-minute mark, if you just want to skip the rest. When Jon brought his hand back above the desk, you could see he was bleeding a lot and he blew it off. I could not get it to embed here, and I don’t think it will work as a link, you may need to cut and paste the URL by hand, sorry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PomM2-efsNk
He mentioned something about a hundred million dollars worth of condoms, and I had a thought (damn), change one letter and they still do the same thing. CONDONs, we need a million more because one brain cell can’t work alone. If we wanted Musk, we would save the scent glands from the bulls we hunt, stinks the same and only smells good to the cows. OK, that’s my ha-ha for today.
I’m still looking for something to laugh at because the news is getting more depressing every day. So, here is a Montana/North Dakota joke for you. Gee, I remember when state jokes were fun and no one got offended, I had an arsenal of North Dakota jokes back in the day. BTW, this is based on a true story! Enjoy!
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Tuesday, February 25
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Jimmy Fallon: Kate Hudson, Jeff Probst, Tate McRae, Caitlin Peluffo
Stephen Colbert: Drew Barrymore, Bong Joon Ho
Seth Meyers: Nick Kroll, Britt Lower (R 1/23/25)
After Midnight: Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily Gordon
Watch What Happens Live: Jennifer Tilly, Crystal Kung Minkoff
The Daily Show: Wendi McLendon-Covey, host Desi Lydic
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I’m still sick with a viral infection, the worst part is the coughing. I cough so hard that I can pass out for a few moments. It comes in bursts and it does allow me some quiet time between them. I’ve been in much worse shape, but I’ve managed to be illness free for the last couple years, I can wait it out, got the meds.
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