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DO NOT SPIT ON A LEON RUST TRUCK [1]
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Date: 2025-02-18
Ok, Ok, so they cannot tow anything heavy.
Ok, Ok, if they do install or tow that expensive and very heavy portable electric battery, which gives them the range that Leon originally promised, they cannot carry anything else. even with the added battery pack, the range still does not meet the distance numbers that Leon had promised.
OK, OK, so when driving on Leon-Pilot, they tend to crash and hurt/kill people.
Ok, Ok, so if they to collide with something, repairs will exceed $10,000, even for minor dents. If anything more is damaged, you cannot get spare parts. It may take months to get your future rust bucket back from the shop.
Ok, OK, insurers hate them, as do 99.999% of other drivers sharing the road.
In China, if you were foolish enough to buy one, good luck. If you complain in public about defects, breakdowns, poor quality, and non-functional accessories, like wipers, radio, premature tire failure, lots of rust appearing after rain storms, inability to climb any hill, inability to navigate even the slightest bit of mud, or even braking under certain conditions, Tesla will sue you.
I have no doubts that Leon will send armies of lawyers here soon, to attack anyone complaining about his hideously ugly pseudo-truck.
If you spit on it (which corrodes the stainless even faster than rain), you may be sued. If the foolish Leon Rust driver has concealed carry, the inherent and ineffable stupidity genetically implanted in him, (there are no female Tesla drivers. I think it is against the law) they will shoot, but only after figuring how to aim it, and where the safety is.
So, i recommend the following.
When a Leon Rust truck pulls next to you, point and start visibly laughing your ass off. If you pull behind one or are driving behind one, blow your horn for no less than 5 seconds, but no more than two minutes. (some places have noise ordinances)
if everyone greets a Tesla rust bucket with a healthy blast of their horn, I suspect even Tesla owners will get the message.
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