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An easy guide for the faithful [1]

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Date: 2025-02-07

We at MAGA understand that the faithful may be confused now that the leadership of our movement has passed from Donald Trump to the man who bought him, Elon Musk. So we have prepared this thumbnail guide and easy-to-remember trick for your use.

Whenever you are wondering what the president-in-fact should do in any situation, simply ask yourself “What would Hitler do?” The answer will immediately present itself.

There may be a few remaining who do not like the idea of invoking the 20th Century’s most malignant dictator. Remember, that is what our movement is about — elevating Donald (or preferably the much younger Elon) to the same rank for the 21st Century.

An example: Say you’re wondering how to counter-message the weak-kneed libs when they point out that taking over Treasury accounts and shutting down Congressionally approved funding is directly trashing Article I of the U.S. Constitution. … Simply ask yourself, “What would Hitler do?”

The answer will be there before the next breath: Deny you’re doing it, ignore the loss of lives from doing it, and don’t mention the Constitution. The second step will come to mind quickly: Talk about trans-gender activities that don’t exist and claim you are eliminating them. Of course. Not needing any help, we’re sure you will have already instructed John Thune, your new butler, to say it is all okay, didn’t happen and the Democrats are whatever.

If any elected Republican should actually object. Again, ask “What would Hitler do?” Here the answer can just be read out of the history books. Threaten, intimidate and punish any Republican who shows a spine. Do it publicly, but also personally and in private. Here one might substitute, “What would John Gotti do?”

Some may be wondering if it would be just as well to ask, “What would Vladimir Putin do?” Perhaps. But since Donald and Elon are Vlad’s favorite Americans, and are in continuous contact with the Moscow monster, they are already doing what Putin would do.

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