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Trump thinks he's the water god [1]

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Date: 2025-01-31

He turned on the spout. He opened the water main. He filled the aqueducts. He made it rain.

Trump found a new way now to get water directly to Southern California from Northern California. He made a new river.

Funny, I don't see any military anywhere making it work. Are we still talking about those Federal pumps that were offline and then went back online? Says here that the water is going to the Central Valley, not Southern California.

LA Times says those pumps average 5,300 acre-feet, or 1.7 billion gallons a day. How are those pumps going to do 3 times as much? Even if it were possible it would burn out the pumps.

"Photo of beautiful water flow that I just opened in California." The man just loves to take credit for anything he possibly can when he's doing so badly with everything.

"Everybody should be happy with this long fought Victory!" Yeah it's really great that those Federal water pumps got turned on that were going to get turned on anyway. But it's a victory because you say it is.

What exactly did you say 6 years ago? Have you got a record of it? "They listened." "They." Must be talking about Democrats, because otherwise he always spells it out. He knows how to say dwarves.

He finishes with the ultimate pat on the back to himself. "There would have been no fire!"

Yes, there would, Donald. Having an infinite amount of water couldn't have stopped the Southern California fires. There was no way to get that much water to them, even if it had been available.

Maybe he can sit on that trident, because he now he thinks he's the god of fresh water, Neptune.

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