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Jokes Martin Luther King Jr. would have liked - maybe [1]
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Date: 2025-01-20
He did have a sense of humor. I think he would have tolerated all and laughed at many. Hope you do, too. It's just a different way of remembering him and what he stood for.
Q:Why did Martin Luther King Jr. get an A in math?
A: He was good at finding solutions to inequalities.
Q: What did Martin Luther King Jr. say to his wife while proposing?
A: Will you be my Martin Luther Queen?
Q: What are you planning on doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
A: I plan on sleeping all day. I want to have a dream, too.
Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Q: What's the easiest way to condense milk.
A: Mlk.
Q: What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King Jr.?
A: Both focus on uplifting downtrodden masses.
Q: Why is Martin Luther King Jr. so bad at doing laundry?
A: He won't separate the whites from the colors.
Q: Why did Martin Luther King Jr. dislike the color purple?
A: He stood for non violets
Q: What was Martin Luther King Jr.'s favorite drink?
A: Equali-tea.
Q: Why does Martin Luther King Jr. just get a day, while sharks get a week?
A: Probably because they're great whites.
Q: What do Jesus, Washington, Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. all have in common?
A; They were all born on holidays.
Q: What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. and Donald Trump?
A: Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. Donald Trump is a nightmare.
Q: Why did I name my router Martin Luther King Jr.?
A: Because I have a stream today.
Q: What did Martin Luther King Jr. say when he got a new pen?
A: I have a write to dream.
Q: What did Martin Luther King Jr. say about his coffee?
A: "It's not about the color of the bean, but the content of the brew."
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