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The New Sheriff In Town [1]
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Date: 2025-01-16
There’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s a rootin’-tootin, pu**y-grabbin’ genyoowine demented death-eater who’s gonna rob the poor dimwits who voted for him so’s he can give the loot to the deserving rich folks, who are clean-livers who pray to the one true holy god and don’t mess around with no sex that aint the right kind.
Y’all better get ready, cause there’s gonna be some changes in the old gummint, which was big and heavy and slow to make progress. The new folks that the sheriff is putting in charge won’t get all tied up in that boring science-stuff or history or geography; they’ll just ask the boss, and he’ll consult himself and get back to them with the best opinions on everything.
*Not many people know this, but the incoming sheriff had a close relative who taught at a Great University for more than 100 years, and that kind of mind-power tends to run in families, except for one of the sheriff’s sons who is dimmer than a burned-out bulb in a flashlight with no batteries.
Well that’s all you need to know about what’s happening in our little town. I don’t know about where other folks live. In fact I don’t know much about anything. It could be that I’m just stupid. But that won’t keep me from spoutin’ off some more in the future, if the good Lord’s willin’ and the crick don’t rise, and I don’t get arrested for pokin’ fun at our town’s Great Leader.
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