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Zelenskyy’s Christmas love letter to Joe Biden [1]
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Date: 2023-12-25
On the first day of warfare Joe Biden offered me
A ride that I didn’t really need.
On the second day of warfare Joe Biden offered me
Three-hundred-fifty million,
And a ride that I didn’t really need.
On the second month of warfare Joe Biden offered me
A bunch of Javelin missiles,
One hundred million dollars,
And a ride that I didn’t really need.
On the 13th day of April Joe Biden offered me
Eleven helicopters,
Five hundred Javelin missiles,
Eight hundred million dollars,
And a ride that I didn’t really need.
On the fifth month of warfare Joe Biden offered me
HIMARS (I love ‘em),
Four helicopters,
A thousand Javelin missiles,
Seven hundred million dollars,
And a ride that I didn’t really need.
On the sixth month of warfare Joe Biden offered me
C-4 explosives,
Shells for the HIMARS,
20 mortar systems,
A thousand Javelin missiles,
One billion dollars,
And a ride that I didn’t really need.
On the 24th of August Joe Biden offered me,
Laser-guided rockets,
Anti-aircraft missiles,
Shells for artillery,
Shells for our mortars,
Puma drones aplenty,
Three billion dollars,
And a ride that I really didn’t need.
On the first Christmas of warfare Joe Biden offered me
Patriot air defense,
High-speed HARM anti-radar,
Night vision optics,
Shells for the HIMARS,
Six armored trucks,
Shells for artillery,
Two billion dollars,
And a ride that I really didn’t need.
On the eleventh month of warfare Joe Biden offered me
Abrams M1 tanks,
A Congress in transition,
Republicans in turmoil,
Matt Gaetz behaving badly,
McCarthy optimistic,
Santos being Santos,
But who the fuck is Santos,
Scary premonitions,
And a ride that I really didn’t need.
On the first year of warfare Joe Biden offered me
Bradley fighting vehicles,
Secure comms systems,
600 Switchblade drones,
Air surveillance radars,
Night vision optics,
Shells for the HIMARS,
Many Claymore munitions,
Shells for artillery,
Two billion dollars,
And a ride that I really didn’t need.
On the 21st month of warfare Joe Biden offered me
F-16 approval,
Tucker Carlson firing,
Trump legal jeopardy,
McCarthy humiliation,
Santos being Santos,
McConnell’s freezes “normal”,
Republicans still in turmoil,
Trump debate boycott,
Ukraine aid hostage-taking,
Two hundred million dollars,
And a ride that I really didn’t need.
On the second Christmas of warfare Joe Biden offered me
A money jar that’s empty,
Ammunition being rationed,
Trump now spouting Hitler,
Santos out of Congress,
McCarthy saying bye-bye,
Congress on vacation,
Senate on vacation,
Russia on offensive,
Republicans loyal to Kremlin,
@annieli still defiant,
Daily Kos just getting started,
Putin crash anticipation.
Source: Russian War in Ukraine Timeline — U.S. Department of Defense
NB. The dollar amounts refer to the value of the supplied armaments. They do not imply that money was sent to Ukraine.
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