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Political Limerick - Rudy Giuliani [1]

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Date: 2023-12-15

There once was a man from New York

The things he said made him a dork

His first name was Rudy

He wasn't so shrewdie

His mouth he should shut with a cork.

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He said the election was stolen

The stealin' was all in the pollin'

A couple of broads

Were totally frauds

But his proof was all in his colon.

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Of course, the two women were black

The better for him to talk smack

He said that their totes

Were stuffed with fake votes

Or so went his racist attack.

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Their lives were turned into a hell

Folks said that we know where you dwell

They came to their door

To tell them what for

And others to just shout and yell.

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He did it to help his friend Trump

Who says to him how high to jump

He's under the bus

With Trump it is thus

'Cuz Rudy is his latest chump.

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There is a thing called defamation

When there is a false accusation

If it is callous

And done with malice

For that you can win compensation.

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Do not sell the two women short

They took Giuliani to court

The two women sued

And Rudy was screwed

That is all that I have to report.

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