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Not What Sara Evans Had In Mind [1]
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Date: 2023-12-13
Well, I guess you already know that I wasn’t selected as Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year — again. But, I found it kind of interesting that no American politician was selected either.
It might be a thought for the politicos to start contributing a percentage of their insider trading profits to their local food banks.
And, that oversight leads me to wonder if Orange handed out any bonuses to the guys who drove the Lady Justice gang rape buses for four long years. They could have easily been paid from DOJ toll booth receipts.
I mean, you’re talking some serious money there. We’re not talking about some flunky Braun or Burra drug operation. (At least not today.)
But, knowing the Orange dictator’s obsession with crowd size and magazine covers, I’m sure his planned new cabinet will work like Kim Yo Jong to get his face on everything.
At this very moment, McCarthy and Gaetz are competing for the newly created cabinet position of Chief le garcon de pisse.
The pisse program has been so successful throughout the Republican Party that almost every member has now traded their morals, principles, and self-respect for a MAGA bucket.
They now almost have me convinced that the mark of the beast will be a Mel Brook’s Jacques tattoo in the center of their foreheads.
Dictator Orange hates the military because they won’t operate under his rules of corruption. Related or not, enlistments are down. And, who can blame any potential recruit.
It’s one thing to lay down your life for democracy and freedom. It’s quite something else to die for a nation of piss boys.
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