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2 /s musings: Madge and Bobo Spat & Trump Thinks of Taylor But In a Good Way [1]

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Date: 2023-12-07

The Madge-Bobo Spat

"I'm the biggest hoe-wa in the en-tire legislature ever!"

"In your dreams, I am; you're just the loosest cannon found in a pickup."

"After your Scully Square redux in the theatre...."

"You mounting that machinegun like you know how to ride it!"

"Was it the screeching, I thought it was the screeching."

"You hangin off Kevin's nape like a cheap pop-bead necklace."

"I thought you were gonna start a rodeo."

“I thought YOU were gonna undress him right in the chamber.”

“YOU go to gay bars, you’re a FAGHAG!”

"YOU'RE boyfriend PRANCES AROUND in drag!"

"Did you catch your boyfriend's name BEFORE they threw your asses out?"

"Georgia beach!"

"Colorado kook!"

"Southern slut!"

"Western wench!"

"Dem plant!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!"

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Trump Thinks of Taylor But In a Good Way

Yes, um, these are the things that Trump has always valued throughout his life, and ALWAYS has an opinion on skinny blondes, for example. Go figure. Almost 80 years old and still acts like a stud, and his magapeeps think this is just fine. But wait, isn’t an old man who acts like a young stud just a dirty old man? Ahem….And he LOVES S M ('course in his day there was only coke) & that's why he's not so strong on well, English words, history, current events, any government not led by a tyrant.....Hey, married 3 times, not very seriously with any one of them, a wanderer, philanderer, grabber, rapist, violent rapist....how's he supposed to keep up with all that world problems stuff.

He DID usher in his version of the Best and the Brightest and showed them the exit as..."dumb-as-a-rock" comes right to mind -- there musta been at least one dumb-bastard or stupid fuck in there and a coupla "he-doesn't-know-how-to-follow-orders-so-how'd-he-get-to-be-a-4-star-general(s)?"

So Traitor Trump is a lot like Reagan [Ron relegated everything to his subs....unfortunately one sub was ex-CIA director, lifelong agent, and oh yeah, his vp, and THAT is how we were brought #1) the treasonous 1980 election, as was nixon's '72 and, gee '76 too, #'s 2-8) El Salvador, Nicaragua, Iran, drugs, money, guns, missiles, Southeast LA -- and Trump WOULD relegate but he doesn't trust anyone], in that he is one lazy s o b, thinks the world's gonna do what it's gonna do, and other than trying to destroy the black boy's legacy or make some big bucks, there isn't much to do but surf the tv between shows like "TV-Guests-Who-Like-to-Wrastle-Fight-&-Scratch-and-Their-Parents-Siblings-Brothers-&-Sisters-&-Distant-Backwoods-Relatives-Who-Wanta-Make-A-Difference-&-Maybe-Sit-On-A-Face."....THAT, or Newsmax or USA EveryDay, Fauxie (he punched in the numbers but forgot the station cause TC was gone, figured it was maybe a girlie station at first), Air America TV.....See-ee? THAT'S why he needs two clickers.

So other than throwing Vlad "a solid" or rilin' up the rubes to piss off the libs, that's HIS day, you know.... the DO NOT WAKEN BEFORE 11 AM is hanging there idle, then up and about and ready for his ego buff and chance to spout to the goats at the longtable (not "greatest of all timers" -- real goats) about something named LetsChat or somesuch that he replied to at 3:15, a-fucking-m. This guy really thinks he IS Hester with these late mornings. Has he heard of D-Day? Oh yeah, Don't bring it up -- losers.

"Mr Precedent, I know you're only a coupla folds and sweepovers till you're ready, but sir President Macron is on the line, and I don't know, he's all excited, hyper -- a lot was happening around him he, people were talkin, yellin, someone jostled him,”[ _tryin'_to_get_through_since_midnight. STOP.] “said something, about,” [Paris_Is_ Burning, STOP!] “It didn't make much sense to me, but I don't follow European events much since you put the kabash on aid to the Ukraine. Ha, your first day, too...that ALL happened fast, huh? Almost, like lightning. Anyway, he said to call as soon as you get up. Mr, um, Boss?"

"Just, One, More....YES!"

*prompt Rod Serling’s delivery “welcome to Jan22, yup, 20 25…., a warm and sunny day here in Washington D……....”*

"Did you find me that belt extension, Walt? It really does make me look th........"

“Yes, it does.”

note: You DID see the /s, right. Relax. *scary chit, huh?*

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